9 Stupid Answers for Stupid
Questions 1. Someone calls you at 2:am in
the night and ask you "are you sleeping?"
Ans: no, I’m picking beans.
2. You're making out with a girl then you
start pulling her pants then she asks; what
are you trying to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you
3. They see you coming out of the
bathroom, wet; ''did you just have a bath?''
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl
4. You standing right in front of the elevator
on the ground floor going to your office, yet
they ask are you going up?''
Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come
down and meet me!
5. Your boyfriend comes home with a
bunch of flowers and you still asks him;
''are those flowers?''
Ans: no baby, they're carrots!
6. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy
tickets, a friend see's you and ask; ''what
are you doing here?''
Ans: I’m here to pay my school fees!
7. When people see you lying down with
your eyes closed, they still ask; ''are you
sleeping?''
Ans: No! I'm practising to die.
8. You went to a restaurant n the waiter
asks you: ''Plz can I get you a table?''
Ans: No. I’m here to eat on the floor.
9. Are you reading this?
Ans:.....?

No im nt reading that bt im only ''nairalanding''

No, I'm counting the pixels on my phone display.