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Some Funny But True Fact by darex1: 1:02pm On May 25, 2015 |
***FUNNY BUT TRUE FACTS*** 1. Ugly girls are getting married every Saturday, the pretty ones will be buying ASO EBI, looking glamorous in the wedding pictures, who are you waiting for, Dangote's son? 2. Shout out to all the girls who feel they need to wash noodles before cooking it. I respect your Hygiene. 3. I bet Messages from mobile operators in 2019 will say “DEAR CUSTOMER, GET YOUR WIFE PREGNANT TODAY WITHOUT STRUGGLE, SMS 'CHILD' TO 131” 4. You are 20 years old and dating a 52year old man and you call him your baby, is he your baby or ancestor? Somehow, your matter dey Shiloh. 5. One good thing about been ugly. At least you would be least considered for rituals. Dem no dey use JUJU do JUJU na! 6. You dey snap Facebook pictures for another person Hummer; don't worry Honey, when thieves go find you come, dem go nack you Hammer. 7. At the age of 40, you still dey your Mama House dey drag Head of fish with your siblings....Cha i! The witch wey dey your village carry your picture dey fan herself. 8. You be house boy and you dey sing "I'M THE BOSS" BY RICK ROSS Mehn you get case for Cele church 9. Bossy girls be like '' before I think of dating him, he must TOAST me for at least 6month. Dont worry, 25yrs from now.. You will be in Shiloh for miracle marriages. 10. You are a first class graduate at 40years without any job and you dey follow Lil Wayne dey sing "I AIN'T GOT NO WORRIES". My Dear, even the devil is weeping for you. 11. Opportunity knocks but once, my brother sister, If you hear a 2nd knock, My Brother/My Sister, check well, na Jehovah witness. |
Re: Some Funny But True Fact by Mrbee21(m): 1:07pm On May 25, 2015 |
LOL...funny but true |
Re: Some Funny But True Fact by RobinHez(m): 1:14pm On May 25, 2015 |
ba3 low..cant comment yet
#aintgotnofuelforthat |
Re: Some Funny But True Fact by soondaie(m): 1:17pm On May 25, 2015 |
7 sure made me smile 7 sure made me smile |
Re: Some Funny But True Fact by IfeanyiSamuelz(m): 1:35pm On May 25, 2015 |
Numba 10 tho.... Lmao |
Re: Some Funny But True Fact by KAPOVee: 2:45pm On May 25, 2015 |
Opportunity knocks but once, my
brother
sister, If you hear a
2nd knock, My Brother/My Sister,
check well, na
Jehovah witness. as in u dey kra.se |
Re: Some Funny But True Fact by RobinHez(m): 4:06pm On May 25, 2015 |
so witches dey use some people pics do handfan? chai!
lalasticlala, ishilove fp abeg. |
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