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| A Girl And A Boy With A Smart Father by ogahlouiskid18(m): 4:00pm On May 28, 2015 |
1>>A girl was with her father when he saw her boyfriend coming. GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor. BOY: No, I want that our hymns called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?" GIRL: I don't have that one... may be you should take the other one "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Chimamanda Adichie. BOY: Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINS" while coming to school... GIRL: I will also bring this one too, "I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe. Then; DAD: These are too many books, will he read all of them? GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart. DAD: Okay, don't forget to give him the one on the table titled, "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare! And also the one on the dinning titled "IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole Soyinka.1>>A girl was with her father when he saw her boyfriend coming. GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor. BOY: No, I want that our hymns called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?" GIRL: I don't have that one... may be you should take the other one "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Chimamanda Adichie. BOY: Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINS" while coming to school... GIRL: I will also bring this one too, "I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe. Then; DAD: These are too many books, will he read all of them? GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart. DAD: Okay, don't forget to give him the one on the table titled, "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare! And also the one on the dinning titled "IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole Soyinka.1>>A girl was with her father when he saw her boyfriend coming. GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor. BOY: No, I want that our hymns called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?" GIRL: I don't have that one... may be you should take the other one "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Chimamanda Adichie. BOY: Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINS" while coming to school... GIRL: I will also bring this one too, "I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe. Then; DAD: These are too many books, will he read all of them? GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart. DAD: Okay, don't forget to give him the one on the table titled, "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare! And also the one on the dinning titled "IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole Soyinka. 1 Like |
| Re: A Girl And A Boy With A Smart Father by Behira(f): 4:09pm On May 28, 2015 |
Stale but still funny tho  |
| Re: A Girl And A Boy With A Smart Father by FLAWLES(f): 4:13pm On May 28, 2015 |
STALE AND NOT FUNNY |
| Re: A Girl And A Boy With A Smart Father by MrLayih(m): 4:19pm On May 28, 2015 |
Not funny at all |
| Re: A Girl And A Boy With A Smart Father by henribj(m): 5:30pm On May 28, 2015 |
hahahaha quite funny |
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