10 importance of fuel scarcity
1. My compound is noiseless because ‘I pass my
neighbour’ generators are on sabbatical leave.
2. Wives are happy because husbands who like
hanging out are now staying at home with the
family because drinks outside are not cold and no
fuel to drive out.
3. All the housewives are cooking good food
because no more Telemundo/Zee world. Chai!
4. Kids are reading their books since watching TV
needs fuel.
5. No more congestion in network since many
people’s phones are off.
6. Browsing & downloading is fast…no one wants
browsing to kill his or her battery.
7. Everyone sleeps very early now.
9. There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions.
10. No more go slow