Money is a source of real power. The extent of the power of money is the extent of my power. Money's properties are my, the possessor's properties and essential powers. Thus, what I am and am capable of is by no means determined by my individuality. I am ugly, but I can buy for myself the most beautiful of women. therefore i am not ugly, for the effect of ugliness is nullified by my money. I, according to my individual characteristics am lame, but money furnishes me with 24 feet. Therefore I am not lame.I am bad, dishonest, unscrupulous, stupid, but money is honoured, and hence its possessor. Money is the supreme good, therefore its possessor is good. Money, besides, saves me the trouble of being dishonest. I am therefore presumed honest. I am brainless, but money is the real brain of all things and how then should its possessor be brainless? Besides, he can buy clever people for himself, and is he who has power over the clever not more clever than the clever? Do not I, who thanks to money am capable of all that the human heart longs for, possess all human capacities? Does not my money, therefore, transform all my incapacities into their contrary.

oshpumpin:
Money is a source of real power. The extent of the power of money is the extent of my power. Money's properties are my, the possessor's properties and essential powers. Thus, what I am and am capable of is by no means determined by my individuality. I am ugly, but I can buy for myself the most beautiful of women. therefore i am not ugly, for the effect of ugliness is nullified by my money. I, according to my individual characteristics am lame, but money furnishes me with 24 feet. Therefore I am not lame.I am bad, dishonest, unscrupulous, stupid, but money is honoured, and hence its possessor. Money is the supreme good, therefore its possessor is good. Money, besides, saves me the trouble of being dishonest. I am therefore presumed honest. I am brainless, but money is the real brain of all things and how then should its possessor be brainless? Besides, he can buy clever people for himself, and is he who has power over the clever not more clever than the clever? Do not I, who thanks to money am capable of all that the human heart longs for, possess all human capacities? Does not my money, therefore, transform all my incapacities into their contrary.

Can that money give me sleep after buying me nice bed? What of peace of mind after getting me fat account? Lest I forget, I want to stay in the money island forever young there; will enough money guarantee me no ageing and eternal life? If not, then something else must be more important than money. So I keep walking and searching forward like Johnny Walker.........

While searching and researching for the surpassing gem, I heard a voice saying "Godliness with contentment is a great gain, for we brought nothing into the world, and certainly we'll take nothing out." Help me please, where is that sound coming from?