LOL! Chamotex, you are not serious. Strength in Depth? I absolutely love NL but I've been MIA for too long. I'll be back in motion when my NBA spirits are calmed. Manchester United is doing well so I can leave them on auto-drive. However, my sweet Hornets need their fan so much right now.

I love the team lists though. Very hilarious.

Arsenal

                                                   
                                                        Debosky

             Kay Pumpin             allboyz               Loyika              A-40

    Bawomolo                      Mukina2 (C)      rasputinn          follypimpi     

                                           HNIC              McCrackles         

correct lineup.  wait you forgot Dayoakanu the ballboy 

akolawole as DM ke? the only thing he can defend is his walking stick

A-40:

@Debosky
Sorry to disappoint you but i suck at RB putting me on the left wing would be a better option as i am better with my left peg

Left peg ko, Mid section ni

A-40:

@Chamotex
Of all the players in Arsenal you could compare me with it it is that rastafarian Song?You have been puffing way too much cohiba bruv im more of RVP or Rosicky (Don't sweat ma technique)

Why is everyone claiming RVP? Why not Eboue, Toure, Song etc or is it because they are Black.
Y'all gaynners are Racist mehn

chamotex:

Left peg ko, Mid section ni

Dey there dey jealous me my meteorite shots are known to amputate goalkeepers.You would look like you just walked past a Cambodian landmine when i am done aiming my scorchers at your dome

chamotex:

Left peg ko, Mid section ni

Why is everyone claiming RVP? Why not Eboue, Toure, Song etc or is it because they are Black.
Y'all gaynners are Racist mehn

Na you soko! My style on the field of play is not exactly similar to either of those 3 cats you mentioned

@chamotex: this is mad funny.

@Chelsea folks, where una dey? 

Chamotex why you no wirte LIVERPOOL for your list??

I hope say bad belle no follow inside??

chamotex:

Yeah, I heard it's wooden

Wooden or not, i'm the deadliest leftie in the business

@ Chamo
u no serious.
Abeg
The only thing Gallas and I have got is the winning mentality.
That's all.
The line up by Debosky suits me fine.
where I 'll play with Crackles in a twin prong strike partnership.
Now let me describe my characteristics on a footie field.

Take the Exceptional footballing brain of Dennis Bergkamp
Mix it up with the dribbling deftness of Bobby Pires
And add up the ruthlessness and pin point accuracy of Thierry Henry in front of goal.

What have you got

You have got HNIC.

Where art the game?

If I don't score a brace in the first 20 minutes,I 'll put on a Spud shirt with Huddlestone written at the back for the next 10 years !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See all these Lepers self wan show skill? Has Christ healed y'all Gayyners?

Dayo
name ur team na?
abi u go be ballboi?

This is really funny

Almost all the gaynners are complaining bout the players they are supposed to be.

Anyways, its typical.

Nlanders are really creative,

I prefer to Tkb's formation, i would be a Carrick distributing passes and tracking back to help defense


Dayokanu should be a yob that has been arrested by police for bad language (from his posts, that shld nt be hard)

Seun should be Rob Styles

Critz is our Skippo,

Ewoh
Fantasy Nairaland League!!!

I have just one philosophy; If you miss the ball don't miss the leg
So coaches and Captain, fit me where i belong.
una go know say Vida no sabi play ball.

You guys are funny

How come I'm not in the team? I could be the cheerleader

@Mbola,

You would cheer i would be the ref.

Before Kickoff, Special announcement: Red card for sharon, Offence: Wearing Oversized jersey.

Red card for Dobosky: offence staring at mbola seductively,

TKB can not mark Mukina lailai. What is that stick/snake inside your shorts. Tkb and chamotex why u dey pocket?

No pocketing!!!!

Hemp you can not take that blunt onto the field even if Gallas and Rio are your role models

TKB and chamotex move close to Kaypumping and follypimpin you gys can double up. If anyone moves near Muki, Na straight red card,10 matches suspension and jail term

@Mbola,

You would cheer i would be the ref.

Before Kickoff, Special announcement: Red card for sharon, Offence: Wearing Oversized jersey.

Red card for Dobosky: offence staring at mbola seductively,

TKB can not mark Mukina lailai. What is that stick/snake inside your shorts. Tkb and chamotex why u dey pocket?

No pocketing!!!!

Hemp you can not take that blunt onto the field even if Gallas and Rio are your role models

TKB and chamotex move close to Kaypumping and follypimpin you gys can double up. If anyone moves near Muki, Na straight red card,10 matches suspension and jail term

na real 10 match suspension and jail term
u don kolo

DDK
I am representing the FA
You are hereby banned from officiating any match this season.
How can you ban someone for 10 matches just because he tackled Mikina?

Answere anyone?
WHo will be the ROman Abramovich, Usmanov etc of the league?

mbola:

You guys are funny

How come I'm not in the team? I could be the cheerleader

That's a marvellous idea. I wanna be the Man Utd team's biggest supporter. I could support them Chamo, Emperoh and Cristalz. I won't be a cheerleader. More like the loud fan. I can even boo Dayokanu and his remaining team members if needed. Chamotex needs to remove my name and put me under fan. If it's NBA, I would have played

Answere anyone?
WHo will be the ROman Abramovich, Usmanov etc of the league?

Kitaun = Usmanov
Rikkyjen= Glazers
Akolawole = Roman

tkb417:

Kitaun = Usmanov WONDERFUL!!!!!!!
Rikkyjen= Glazers
Akolawole = Roman

Erm. . . .what of

David Gill, Peter Kenyon, Rick Parry?

dayokanu:

@Mbola,

You would cheer i would be the ref.

Before Kickoff, Special announcement: Red card for sharon, Offence: Wearing Oversized jersey.

Red card for Dobosky: offence staring at mbola seductively,

TKB can not mark Mukina lailai. What is that stick/snake inside your shorts. Tkb and chamotex why u dey pocket?

No pocketing!!!!

Hemp you can not take that blunt onto the field even if Gallas and Rio are your role models

TKB and chamotex move close to Kaypumping and follypimpin you gys can double up. If anyone moves near Muki, Na straight red card,10 matches suspension and jail term

Thrown off my seat, laughing thunderously!!!
You guys will not let them sack me for this job o. . . or recommend me another medical test

Jarus, How you take know "NO pocketing rule" Awo boy, You don watch Mojo tire

HNIC:

Take the Exceptional footballing brain of Dennis Bergkamp
Mix it up with the dribbling deftness of Bobby Pires
And add up the ruthlessness and pin point accuracy of Thierry Henry in front of goal.

What have you got

You have got HNIC.

Stop deceiving yourself.

coded guy:

This is really funny

Almost all the gaynners are complaining bout the players they are supposed to be.

Anyways, its typical.

What do you expect? They know their players are shyte!

Striker - Dyabman ^^^ very powerful like drogba but i got good first touch like Zidane ,

how dowe wedo ,

@FBS

what up , which u represent ?

DDK
I am representing the FA
You are hereby banned from officiating any match this season.
How can you ban someone for 10 matches just because he tackled Mikina?

You dey plan tackle am before? Near am make u see my red eye. I have to talk to some Mexican gangsters or FARC guys to be among the crowd

hemp seems to be keen on finding my trouble

BlueDiva

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                              Cabali                   Nateevs                       Akolawole( C/P )



                                                                                         
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Killer Squad ,  we will humiliate , decimate any team to their Grave,

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Morasucker!

chamotex:

Have you lost your damn mind?
Morasucker!

WHo told you he had one ab initio??

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bloody sex-depraved perverts !

Dr Kitaun:

this guy is either a scummie or a chav . . . little wonder
bloody sex-depraved perverts !

Only Gaynners make this sort of Languid remarks
Whenever you are coming on Nairaland, pls borrow a brain
Even if from a cow