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Joke Of The Day by lafex: 8:09am On Jun 03, 2015 |
I am using this joke to celeberate my birthday as I am a year older today. So laugh it off A man arrived at a doctor's office yesterday morning complaining of serious backache. The doctor examined him and asked, ''What did you do to your back?'' The man replied, You know that i'm a bouncer at a night club?'' Yesterday morning i got home to my flat quite early and heard a noise from my bedroom. As i entered, i got to know someone is sleeping with my wife as my wife was lying Unclad on the bed and the back door was open. I rushed out through the back door and did not find anyone. As i looked down from the back door i saw a man down stairs running out of the building and was dressing himself up. I quickly grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That is how i strained my back. The doctor treated him and he left. In the afternoon, another man arrived looking as if he had been in a car wreck. The doctor said; ''My last patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What happened to you?'' The man replied, ''You know i have been unemployed for a while now, this morning was supposed to be my first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it, a fridge fell on me.'' The doctor treated him and he left. In the evening, just before the doctor is about to close, a third man came, he looked even worse than the other two men. The doctor was shocked and asked; ''What happened to you?'' He replied; ''I was hiding inside a fridge.' |
Re: Joke Of The Day by Godmother(f): 8:15am On Jun 03, 2015 |
Lol. The second guy was just unlucky then ![]() |
Re: Joke Of The Day by Bigi83(f): 10:20am On Jun 03, 2015 |
that second man eehn I pity am o |
Re: Joke Of The Day by preetyb(f): 10:56am On Jun 03, 2015 |
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