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Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by hadura29(m): 8:26pm On Jun 04, 2015
nairalandist:
Does Dangote know that equation?
Does Mike Adenuga know it?
Does Obama know it?
If the answer is NO, please print it out and hand the tissue paper over to me. It'll be useful in the toilet.


My brother na so I dey ask my lecturers ooo got school den ooo, langragian mechanics, quantum watefa... All those pooo...

I still dey find work with all those equations ..

Langragian mechanics
Adiabatic process
Quantom physics
Cartesian blah blah

Ko Kuku di owo bayi...
Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by deavicky(m): 8:27pm On Jun 04, 2015
nairalandist:
Does Dangote know that equation?
Does Mike Adenuga know it?
Does Obama know it?
If the answer is NO, please print it out and hand the tissue paper over to me. It'll be useful in the toilet.
don't be silly. It is because of equation like this u and I could type on our device. It is because of equation like this Adenyga , Dangote and other made their money. And mind u it is not always for the money.
Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by Adetoposh(f): 8:28pm On Jun 04, 2015
nairalandist:
Does Dangote know that equation?
Does Mike Adenuga know it?
Does Obama know it?
If the answer is NO, please print it out and hand the tissue paper over to me. It'll be useful in the toilet.
lol grin
Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by Nobody: 8:29pm On Jun 04, 2015
deavicky:
don't be silly. It is because of equation like this u and I could type on our device. It is because of equation like this Adenyga , Dangote and other made their money. And mind u it is not always for the money.

I know, I know. . . grin
But for now sha, owo ni koko grin

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Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by yusasiv(m): 8:29pm On Jun 04, 2015
bettercreature:
You can imagine,we can never develop all we think about is how to make fast money,black people with black brain,they keeps liking his comment as if he produced 100.000 megawatt for Nigeria

i would agree with u if only u are way up to his worth despite the knowledge possessed by u..

Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by Nobody: 8:30pm On Jun 04, 2015
hadura29:



My brother na so I dey ask my lecturers ooo got school den ooo, langragian mechanics, quantum watefa... All those pooo...

I still dey find work with all those equations ..

Langragian mechanics
Adiabatic process
Quantom physics
Cartesian blah blah

Ko Kuku di owo bayi...

No mind all of them. . . Na person wey dem go scatter him head dem dey find. grin
Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by thecommunist(m): 8:31pm On Jun 04, 2015
Now people, compare that incredulously long equation to uncle Albert's E=MC^2. This incredibly short but potent equation pulverized hiroshima, Japan. This shows that size or length( of equations unlike the phallus) dont matter.

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Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by Nobody: 8:31pm On Jun 04, 2015
money is not fulfillment and some silly comments I have read so far underscores why Nigeria is not developed.
Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by hadura29(m): 8:32pm On Jun 04, 2015
[size=30pt] langragian is evil I sabi the guy... Particle physics ni yen na.. Cold dey catch me and this thing no affect the price of Alomo... Mtchee [size]
Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by Kunlexity(m): 8:39pm On Jun 04, 2015
SPAGGYYY:
so tell us what u av achieved with ur mathematical knowledge, and why u are yet to become famous
...You must be a jokers! Who told you those equations u're doing in
school are useless?......No knowledge is waste,especially there is nothing in mathematics that is useless. The
earlier u know, the better.

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Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by oyetunder(m): 8:41pm On Jun 04, 2015
Talk about academic adventures, and you see many Nigerians talking about Dangote and other rich men! No pls. Some in their myopic reasoning always question the benefits of such academic theories. Ignorance blinded them to realise that those academic theories they are mocking are behind the productions of the Phones they are using, the network, the internet, the cars, the aircrafts, the rockets, the robots, and the machines they rely on. Let us learn to honour and value those things. An african follows soccer live on decoder, it too someone to develop it. The whites are far ahead because they invest on these things which look like trash to us. Until African value academics' treasures...hmm.

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Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by latogng: 8:42pm On Jun 04, 2015
The answer = 1.

Don't ask me how I came about the answer,if I explain or solve it,you people still won't understand.

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Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by holmez(m): 8:45pm On Jun 04, 2015
nairalandist:
Does Dangote know that equation?
Does Mike Adenuga know it?
Does Obama know it?
If the answer is NO, please print it out and hand the tissue paper over to me. It'll be useful in the toilet.
grin grin grin
God bless u jare!
Perfect answer to a foolish statement
Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by Kenfletcher(m): 8:53pm On Jun 04, 2015
Dead on arrival (DOA)
Badt guy. cool cool
nairalandist:
Does Dangote know that equation?
Does Mike Adenuga know it?
Does Obama know it?
If the answer is NO, please print it out and hand the tissue paper over to me. It'll be useful in the toilet.

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Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by Nobody: 8:56pm On Jun 04, 2015
Most humans don't need to know this stuff.
Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by mekeloby: 8:58pm On Jun 04, 2015
goldfish80:
These abstract equations just don't solve anything physically. Fourier series, Laplace transforms, inverse and hyperbolic functions etc are all hogwash. The only law I find relevant periodically is Kirchuff 's law on current when designing a circuit. I don't know what Mr Issac Newton was thinking when he came up with these abstract equations.

I hate to say this But you are wrong. the technology you used in typing this is based on the underlying principles of advanced signal processing. Ever heard of digital to analogue conversion and the inverse process? Ever heard of FFT and IFFT used in OFDM systems (That's what 4G networks and some 802.11 technologies use ). Nigeria doesn't do much research into future tech. At the moment there is research going on for candidate 5G waveform carriers, and It's all based on mathematics. Without mathematics there Would be no technology. Appreciate the beauty of it. X
Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by enellinoh(m): 9:04pm On Jun 04, 2015
latogng:
The answer = 1.

Don't ask me how I came about the answer,if I explain or solve it,you people still won't understand.
...I believe u my guy.. grin
latogng:
The answer = 1.

Don't ask me how I came about the answer,if I explain or solve it,you people still won't understand.
...I believe u my guy..
Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by remirez07(m): 9:06pm On Jun 04, 2015
fharmah:
The standard what? The Standard Model is the current
Theory which governs all known strong
and electroweak interactions. This
includes basically everything that has
EVER been measured by humans (sans
gravity).

It really is the best Theory that we have. It has been fantastically
successful in predicting and explaining
data; there are no obvious or overt
violations of this Theory. Nerds can go
read (or add more information :/) about
it here.

How long did it take to type? In it's current form, the actual equation have took about four hours (spread over almost a week) to write into a file using LaTeX. And sadly, the typist think there is a sign error somewhere, but he just don't have the energy to hunt it down.
maki dem kukuma come kill ᵐᵉ..... Waht rubbish.

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Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by jomoh: 9:07pm On Jun 04, 2015
dnacrystal:
More hair to your left ball there!

Na ur kind Buhari dey look for. Kwaraption personified.
Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by Nobody: 9:17pm On Jun 04, 2015
Cse 310 Numerical Computation II;... av not apppied dat stuff since; still hold in prospect to apply it.
Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by nwadiuko1(m): 9:17pm On Jun 04, 2015
goofyone:

Yet again another demonstration of crass ignorance. Again, knowledge is not about being famous; neither is it about riches. undecided
what will it profit you to KNOW that there is money in NIGERIA without actually touching, owning or making use of it?
Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by nwadiuko1(m): 9:19pm On Jun 04, 2015
ceejayluv:

Dude, never underestimate the importance of human mathematical milestones. every single modern gadgets you're using were developed after extensive research by nerds ... Algorithms, the basis of computer science and to a large extent what gave zuckerberg and Bill gates their billions, was influenced by mathematics. The gsm innovation was launched in the 90's in Finland after twenty years of brain cracking calculations and experiments. You're using their product on your palms to trivialise them.
of what use will these technology be if there is no money for people to buy them? grin
Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by dave2meek(m): 9:19pm On Jun 04, 2015
What can u use the equation to solve
Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by dljbd1(m): 9:22pm On Jun 04, 2015
Physics is fun... cool
Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by austin2all: 9:29pm On Jun 04, 2015
SPAGGYYY:
[size=20pt]Only poor people solves equation like dis, finding solution to their problem,


what we do in sch won't make us rich, it will only make us serve those who do not waste their times in school[/size]

Your head is correct. I know you sometimes wish you spent your school years in business, just like u sometimes wish.
Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by Nobody: 9:29pm On Jun 04, 2015
thecommunist:
take it or dump it...its a real life situation the world over. people choose to recognize and celebrate entrepreneurs who ride on the back of inventors, scientists and engineers to reach the top, deal with it. bill gates did not invent the technology that made him rich, yet he is better recognized and celebrated than all the programmers and scientist put together, same goes for mark zuckerberg. Dangote has a cement factory with state of the art production facilities, did he invent any of them? did he contribute in any scientific or engineering way to the research and development of those facilities? yet he is known , celebrated and even appreciated more than the numerous annonymous scientists and engineers that spent their life developing it.same thing goes for adenuga. i hope you understand what i am driving at. at the end, it is all about contentment versus ambition...me, i choose ambition

Let me just stop you in your tracks right there.
First, Gates did invent the technology that made him rich. So did Zuckerberg.
Of course, they didn't reinvent the wheel, but they contributed immensely to that part of the framework that made them rich. Hence, the reason they are way more celebrated that your drab Dangote or Adenuga.

Now, Dangote and Adenuga are not more famous than many of the scientists and engineers who developed the groundwork of what they profit from. Neither are Gates and Zuckerberg. To you, of course, who wants to "make money" or amass wealth, these people may be celebrities or you may be full of admiration and worship for them. That's totally understandable.

But in the general scheme of things, Dangote and Adenuga or whatever other ordinary rich man there is are not automatically well-celebrated than the scientists who drive the frontiers of knowledge are. The 20-21st century world has come to respect men of knowledge, the likes of Hawking, Jobs or Nash, innovators who push the limits of creativity. Dangote and Adenuga don't fall in this category. Of course, this doesn't mean they are not smart; they just aren't pushing it in that respect.
Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by Nobody: 9:29pm On Jun 04, 2015
ceejayluv:

Mother Theresa got a limousine gift, she sold it and used the money to build a church and help the poor- the limo wasn't useful to her.... Grigori Perelman, a Russian mathematician solved a centuries-old mathematical problem, rejected a one million-dollar price money for his endeavour-.. The money was useless to him.
wasn't that the poincare conjecture?
Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by Nobody: 9:31pm On Jun 04, 2015
This is the product of intelligent minds. Fools can neither understand nor appreciate it.
Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by CLEVABOY(m): 9:42pm On Jun 04, 2015
The people I respect more are physicists and mathematicians they are far better than medical doctors and engineers.
Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by nwadiuko1(m): 9:42pm On Jun 04, 2015
Most of y'all getting too serious here needs ya Sense of humor fixed.......

Yea....we aint saying all them equations are useless.....we jez sayn it aint for everybody

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Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by 1miccza: 9:46pm On Jun 04, 2015
nairalandist:

Lol. . . you are kwaraupt grin
Bery bery kwaraupt wallahi

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