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Check These Hilarious Mind Games By Profgday by ProfGday(m): 4:01am On Jun 04, 2015 |
1. It's Only A Witch That Will Serve You Hot Coke When You Are Eating Peppered Jollof Rice.....Pete Edochie. 2. You See The Size Of Fufu These Igbo Traders Swallow, And You Be Wondering If They Are Manually Trying To De-worm Themselves By Stoning It To Death. 3. Don't u think this walker guy from Lagos to Abuja deserves minister of transport 4. Some Of You Have Been Single For Too Long. The Only Time You Hear "BOO" Is When You Fart. Your Story Will Change This 2015 In Jesus Name. 5. Love Your Neighbour.......But Don't Get Caught! 6. I Respect Pregnant Women A Lot. It's Not Easy To Walk Around With Evidence You Had Sex. 7. Dear Girls, If You Are Ugly, You ARE Ugly!!! Don't Tell Us About Inner Beauty Because We Don't Move About With Xrays! 8. The Elections Are Virtually Over, Winners And Losers Have Been Announced. This Is The First Time Elections Will Be Held And Losers Will Publicly Congratulate Their Major Opponent. GEJ Phoned GMB To Congratulate Him, Yero Phoned El Rufai To Congratulate Him, Suswam Called Ortom To Congratulate Him Even JayKay Called Ambode To Congratulate Him. Dear Ladies, If You Lose Your Man To Another Lady(Same For Guys), Don't Fight Nor Cause Scene: Just Pick Up The Phone And Congratulate Your Opponent Or Rival. This Is The Era Of Change. God Bless You 9. He Paid 10million Naira For Your Bride Price, Built A House And Bought A Car For Your Dad, Sent Your Mum Abroad For Medical Check-up, Trained Your Siblings In School And You Say He's Your Life Partner. My Dear He Is Your Lord And Personal and SAVIOUR. 10. Females Will Argue With You For 30Mins Then Be Like... "I Ain't Even Gonna Argue With You!" 11. That Awkward Moment When You Are Broke, Expecting A Bank Alert And Your Girlfriend Texts That She Is Pregnant. 12. If u squeeze some girls' hair, u can successfully fry two batches of akara with the oil that will come out of their hairdo. 13. It's Only In Nigeria You Will See A Man Moving From Street To Street, Selling A Book That Says: HOW TO MAKE A MILLION IN A DAY" 14. Crazy Girlfriends Be Like "WHO THE HELL IS ALARM.....AND WHY IS SHE CALLING YOU BY 5:30AM?" 15. When you are happy, free and everything is going your way....when it feels like you have peace of mind... The devil will just come and give you a girlfriend. fall off d chair..........chaiiii 16. Remember When Your Primary School Teacher Told You That You Are Good For Nothing But Now You Are Admin Of 3 Whatsapp Groups? My Nigga You Made It! Question time: Which of the above statements got you thinking? 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Check These Hilarious Mind Games By Profgday by Nobody: 5:40am On Jun 04, 2015 |
Number seven. Even girls with terrible character will be screaming inner beauty. |
Re: Check These Hilarious Mind Games By Profgday by Nobody: 5:41am On Jun 04, 2015 |
I love this. Beautiful! |
Re: Check These Hilarious Mind Games By Profgday by IamLEGEND1: 6:43am On Jun 04, 2015 |
itz dat "INNER BEAUTY NĂ–NSENSE ZAT DRIVES ME NUTS" i always be like. #AintNobodyGotTimeForThat. |
Re: Check These Hilarious Mind Games By Profgday by Nobody: 8:46am On Jun 04, 2015 |
I think I should call and congratulate my ex's new boyfriend. |
Re: Check These Hilarious Mind Games By Profgday by brize(m): 8:50am On Jun 04, 2015 |
dope |
Re: Check These Hilarious Mind Games By Profgday by ProfGday(m): 9:54am On Jun 04, 2015 |
Teempakguy:u wicked ooo |
Re: Check These Hilarious Mind Games By Profgday by ProfGday(m): 9:56am On Jun 04, 2015 |
stupidity:don't orubebelize my niggar juz jonathanilize bro.lol |
Re: Check These Hilarious Mind Games By Profgday by MEGGATRON(m): 9:56am On Jun 04, 2015 |
intriguing...... |
Re: Check These Hilarious Mind Games By Profgday by ProfGday(m): 10:02am On Jun 04, 2015 |
MEGGATRON:u can say dat again Sire! |
Re: Check These Hilarious Mind Games By Profgday by boboLIL(m): 10:03am On Jun 04, 2015 |
Really funny |
Re: Check These Hilarious Mind Games By Profgday by dubylhover(m): 10:09am On Jun 04, 2015 |
no 14 joor oo |
Re: Check These Hilarious Mind Games By Profgday by LaurelP(m): 10:09am On Jun 04, 2015 |
Caveat Emptor! Trespassers will be prosecuted. |
Re: Check These Hilarious Mind Games By Profgday by ProfGday(m): 10:22am On Jun 04, 2015 |
dubylhover:Crazy girlfriend bad pass contracting HIV. |
Re: Check These Hilarious Mind Games By Profgday by phranseeqz(m): 10:56am On Jun 04, 2015 |
Who the hell's alarm...
Some girls can be crazily jealous sha. |
Re: Check These Hilarious Mind Games By Profgday by czarr(m): 1:01pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
.....lwkm.
funny shii. |
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