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Typical Naija Lady by Nobody: 10:47pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
Kissing your man is not a problem, The problem is how you do it. Stop making sounds like a car crash "pitom pitom pitommi"! Abeg U na suck away u dey suck?. 2. Screaming during sex is romantic and its not a problem, The problem is screaming and shouting like werey "JESUS, Oh my God, Holy mary"... You are having sex, Not a Church service! And besides are you reminding God to punish you latter. 3. Wearing short skimpy skirts or dresses is not a problem in fact its very sexy. The problem is wearing your mini looking all nice and walking around and when you see guys you try to pull it down, Now you want it to be long?.... Abi... Keep deceiving urself na. 4. Loving your man is not a problem as it is KOKANYE for me but the problem is changing your Surname to his on Facebook. = Nne, his mother doesn't even know you. 5. Calling all men dogs is not the problem, The problem is tagging yourself saint when you know he didn't fvck himself but you... So since you did it with him, kindly say I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING WITH A DOG OR DOGS as the case may be and please let us know the breed of dogs you came to the world from coz ur dad is male too and your mum have always been his bed partner... 6. Some girls are looking for tall guys with pink lips and six packs when their father is short, pot bellied with pomo lips you better be contented like your Mother #Greedwillkillyou 7. You want a hardworking man, dedicated, trustworthy, humble, caring, romantic, funny, bla bla bla, but you want him to love you 'just the way you are'. God will judge you 8. Saying all guys are the same is not my problem, but wait, so ur dad and Clifford Orji are the same, or Derico? and beside who asked u to try them all? Ashawo 9. Bleaching your skin is not a problem, The problem is having white face, yellow hands chocolate lips and black legs. Are you zebra? copied with some modifications cc lalasticlala 2 Likes |
Re: Typical Naija Lady by boboLIL(m): 10:49pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
Funny |
Re: Typical Naija Lady by Nobody: 10:50pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
Re: Typical Naija Lady by czarr(m): 11:01pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
Re: Typical Naija Lady by youngberry001(m): 11:04pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
lolx 2 bad |
Re: Typical Naija Lady by Nobody: 11:09pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
So hilarious I know that you must have gone through a break before as a guy. There are certain silly things guys do after they get dumped by a pretty girl. Are you guilty of any listed in the link below? http://lifestyletonight..in/2015/06/silly-things-guys-do-after-they-get.html?m=0 |
Re: Typical Naija Lady by Young03(m): 11:15pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
2015 version of girl be like.... I need a real man that can look into my eyez and say, babe manage this 5 million naira shoooooooooo. |
Re: Typical Naija Lady by IamLEGEND1: 11:22pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
dat number two is on point .how can u be shouting tinz like "Oh sweet lord" "HOLY MAAAAAAAAAAARYYY" .. "DJESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUSS" ASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH...... and then she starts uttering things like "Oh father, forgive us for wat we are doin on this bed" . i'm like
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Re: Typical Naija Lady by Nobody: 1:54am On Jun 05, 2015 |
lolxxx
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Re: Typical Naija Lady by Nobody: 2:50am On Jun 05, 2015 |
Re: Typical Naija Lady by Nobody: 4:09am On Jun 05, 2015 |
Re: Typical Naija Lady by brize(m): 8:17am On Jun 05, 2015 |
yaga |
Re: Typical Naija Lady by Jayjay0(m): 9:22am On Jun 05, 2015 |
Good |
Re: Typical Naija Lady by rawtouch: 9:59am On Jun 05, 2015 |
hMmm, |
Re: Typical Naija Lady by rawtouch: 10:02am On Jun 05, 2015 |
hMmm, gals is dis true |
Re: Typical Naija Lady by nikkiehan(f): 10:39am On Jun 05, 2015 |
ROFLMAO cnt really stop my self frm lol |
Re: Typical Naija Lady by Nobody: 10:46am On Jun 05, 2015 |
and guys b like get a clay and made him ursrlf!! to number6&7 |
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