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JOKES (you Need To Read This) by SIREOYG(m): 5:22am On Jun 05, 2015 |
Akpos was being asked a question which he couldn't Answer. The question was " Which food does Monkey like so much" A. Sugar cane. B. Butter. C. Banana. D. Yam The conversation goes thus: Akpos: This Question is too Hard sef. Let me call someone. Presenter: Who do you want to call? Akpos: Ogaga! Phone rings!!!! Presenter: Hello Ogaga your Friend Akpos is here on the hot seat, he needs your help to win N5 million. Ogaga: yeee! Presenter: Akpos you have 30secs, your time starts now. Akpor: Ogaga!! Ogaga!! How is your family? Your Wife nko? Ogaga, which food do you like most? Ogaga: Banana na. Akpos: Are you sure? Ogaga: am...... Akpos: Oga presenter, your card is finish, recharge, let me call him back. Presenter: Haha! Your time is up! Will you go with your friend? Akpos: yes. Presenter: Why? Akpos: He resembles Monkey, that is why. After winning N5 MILLION. Presenter: How much will you give to your friend? Akpos: How much kee? Monkey don't eat money. I will give him Banana. One word for Akpors please? 1 Like |
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