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JOKES (you Need To Read This) by SIREOYG(m): 5:22am On Jun 05, 2015
Akpos was being asked a question which
he couldn't Answer.
The question was " Which food does
Monkey like so much"
A. Sugar cane.
B. Butter. C. Banana.
D. Yam
The conversation goes thus:
Akpos: This Question is too Hard sef. Let me
call someone.
Presenter: Who do you want to call? Akpos: Ogaga!
Phone rings!!!!
Presenter: Hello Ogaga your Friend Akpos is
here on the hot seat, he needs your help to
win N5 million.
Ogaga: yeee! Presenter: Akpos you have 30secs, your
time starts now.
Akpor: Ogaga!! Ogaga!! How is your family?
Your Wife nko? Ogaga, which food do you
like most?
Ogaga: Banana na. Akpos: Are you sure?
Ogaga: am......
Akpos: Oga presenter, your card is finish,
recharge, let me call him back.
Presenter: Haha! Your time is up! Will you go
with your friend? Akpos: yes.
Presenter: Why?
Akpos: He resembles Monkey, that is why.
After winning N5 MILLION.
Presenter: How much will you give to your
friend? Akpos: How much kee? Monkey don't eat
money. I will give him Banana.
One word for Akpors please?

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