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Governor Of Niger State Just Appointed An SSA To Help Him Keep To Time?! by erunz(m): 12:40pm On Jun 05, 2015
When I first heard that a state governor had appointed a “Senior Special Adviser Special Assistant (SSA) on Time Keeping and Scheduling, I said to myself “…Oh no! You have got to be kidding me!” If you haven’t heard that the Governor of Niger State,Alhaji Abubakar Sanni Bello, has a Special Adviser for timekeeping…then you’ve “carried last”. I am yet to get over the idea as to why any government official would want a special adviser for timekeeping and scheduling purposes. If you tell me that the state government wants to get a consultant to come train civil servants on Time Management etc, fine by me; but a Senior Special Adviser just for Time Keeping? Biko nu…how is that a job kwanu? The Special Adviser will now have assistant, P.A., Secretary, Protocol Officer, and every other thing that comes with being a “Senior Special Adviser.” Oh wait, here comes the Chief Press Secretary to explain why the Governor requires a Time-Keeper….I think I hear him say that the move was to ensure that there is no ‘African Time’ in government business. He said, Therefore, if time is money, we want to do all we can to save it, so that we can employ this valuable resource in working for the people. And if we’re going to divorce ourselves from the wastefulness of the past (e.g. African Time), we must do something emphatic to bring about that change. This includes engaging someone to keep our governor on schedule, the way it’s done elsewhere Wait, so the Governor needs someone to keep him “on schedule”. An alarm clock would have been LOADS more cheaper…Nigerians, I swear I need to change jobs. Who knows a state governor here in Nigeria that can’t keep to schedule? I won’t mind a pay-cut sef!

http://www.that1960chick.com/2015/06/03/did-you-know-that-the-governor-of-niger-state-just-appointed-an-ssa-to-help-him-keep-to-time/

Re: Governor Of Niger State Just Appointed An SSA To Help Him Keep To Time?! by Rumpelstiltskin(m): 12:42pm On Jun 05, 2015
lol......SSA to the Governor on Time Keeping, Stopwatch, Alarm, Punctuality and other related Time keeping techniques. grin

This office comes with full benefits including official cars, security escorts and other official/domestic workers such as secretary, PA, driver, cleaner and messenger.

I'm going to see my governor, he dare not tell me there is no office to accomodate me. He should f***n create one. angry
Re: Governor Of Niger State Just Appointed An SSA To Help Him Keep To Time?! by sayyid(m): 12:45pm On Jun 05, 2015
nonsence shal neva end in Nigeria
Re: Governor Of Niger State Just Appointed An SSA To Help Him Keep To Time?! by M0GIDI: 12:48pm On Jun 05, 2015
Na wa.
Politicians ehn, anyway in related news Amaechi has been appointed to wipe Buhari's a.z.z.
Re: Governor Of Niger State Just Appointed An SSA To Help Him Keep To Time?! by jaybee3(m): 12:50pm On Jun 05, 2015
Does he have a PA or the job is meant to double up as one?
Re: Governor Of Niger State Just Appointed An SSA To Help Him Keep To Time?! by Feranchek(m): 1:41pm On Jun 05, 2015
Hmmm..... watin man nor go see for this country mboc ** make I begin trek go Abuja go teh PMB**
Re: Governor Of Niger State Just Appointed An SSA To Help Him Keep To Time?! by oduastates: 2:18pm On Jun 05, 2015
Mobile phones are not just for calling aristo.
You have reminders and calenders .
Bunch of dumbassed politicians all over.
Apart from El rufai
Most of the other northern governor are not fit for purpose.
The same can be said of most of itthe southern governors.
Sorry APC/ PDP. I do not slice and dice.
Re: Governor Of Niger State Just Appointed An SSA To Help Him Keep To Time?! by DropShot: 2:29pm On Jun 05, 2015
This is height of mediocrity. It is part of OBJ's legacy. He created too many political offices just to share the goodies around.

This governor surely needs to be called to order.

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