60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls 1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We
mostly care about there personality. Though a hot
body is a plus 2) We are just as shy as you are about relationships 3) Many of us don't let you see us cry, unless we
want you to comfort us 4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if you are
interested. But we will later deny it or make it into a
joke 5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot or
sexy. But not all of us 6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy
cloths for you (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot
outside). So if you don't like what we wear say
something likely look really nice today, but you
know...I think I like you in jeans better' 7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1)
because we want to share some form of gossip
with each other or get advice on something 2) B/c
we don't want to get caught by ourselves with you
because we won't know what to say and are afraid
we'll make a **** of ourselves MOST girls spend about 15% of the time thinking
about specific guys, 20% thinking of guys in
general, 25% thinking of how to get guys to notice
us and what to say when we do, 30% of the time
TALKING about guys (even if someone else isn't
listening), and 10% of the time doing something else 9) Girls automatically assume that all guys are *****
and only want to get into our pants until you prove
otherwise (and even then some small part of us still
thinks that) 10) Most girls are under the impression that guys
only want skinny 'hot' girls 11) Most girls enjoy being paraded around once in
awhile in front of your friends. We enjoy having
you show us off to your friends, kind of like, 'Hey,
look at my hot ass girlfriend! Aren't you jealous?"
But we don't enjoy being nothing but a trophy girl 12) Nicknames like "Babe, or darling" are safe to
call just about any girl. But beware of "Princess or
Angel". Some girls will take offense to this thinking
you are calling them to innocent or incapable of
taking care of themselves. 13) Speaking of nicknames, almost every girl has
ONE nickname that they just love to be called 14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell you that
they like you, but won't come right out and say" I
like you" or "I love you". If you think they like you,
there is a good chance they do. 15) Scenario time! -You like a girl named Ashley,
Ashley has a friend named Brenda. Brenda comes
up you in the hall and asks "Do you like Ashley?" More often than not in this scenario Ashley asked
Brenda to ask you because she is to shy to ask you
herself. And even if she didn't the first thing Brenda
is going to do with your answer is tell Ashley. Now
you are thinking "WHAT!? NO!! DON"T TELL HER
THAT!!!" but in reality, this is a good thing. Because there is a good chance she already likes you. And if
she doesn't, she will now be looking at you in a
different way, and let me tell you. It's a lot easier to
fall for a guy if you already know they like you. So
its safe. So go ahead and tell Brenda that you like
Ashley. Take a chance. 16) Girls hate it when guys say perverted things. 17) Girls love to feel special, even though they
might not show it 18) Girls talk about everything with their girl
friends. So unless you tell us not to tell them about
something, they WILL know about it within 3 days.
And if you are the girl's boyfriend, that means,
you're possibly 90% of their conversation. And
believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're not... 19) Girls hate guys with bad hygiene. 20) Girls love it when a guy pulls them close by the
waist 21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance with
them, even if he doesn't know how 22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you,
it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that
they'll be showing too much 23) A kiss on the hand with the right timing can be
a REAL TURN-ON 24) Some girls can think about their crushes for
18+ hours straight. No exaggeration 25) When a guy says something really sentimental,
girls will remember it forever 26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't
know what the hell just happened. 27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the
time. They just don't show it. 28) When a girl is upset and wants you to listen,
she wants you to listen. She doesn't need you to fix
it or tell her how to. She just wants you to listen. 29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if you
pull her close and tell her that everything is going
to be all right. And more likely than not, it will
endear them to you more than anything else. 30) Girls love it when guys say their name 31) Girls love confidence 32) When a girl cooks for you, you know you mean
a lot to her 33) Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt
themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony 34) We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as
you enjoy listening. 35) Saying something sweet might get you off the
hook; doing something sweet will always get you
off the hook. 36) Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships. 37) No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a
hoe to us. Not because we don't like your taste in
women, because believe me WE do! its just that...we
don't want to have to wonder if she is better than
us. And if she is a hoe, we are better. So it makes
things simple for us. 38) We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help
it. But we CAN try and hide it.
39) Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit
other strange gases from your body, it is not.
Though we sometimes will tell you it is. 40) As far as you are concerned, we are beautiful at
all times, and don't tell us different, unless you
make it sound like a compliment (even if it isn't)
Like, "You were really pretty yesterday when you
wore -insert clothing/accessory here-, I think you
should wear that more often" 41) Whatever you do, don't just show up at our
house unexpected or at least without ringing the
door bell...we run around in our underwear just
like you do. And no matter how much you would
like to see that, we will likely never talk to you
again 42) DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but
girls tell each other everything about everything.
Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be dirt. 43) We want you to beware of every male relative
and all guy friends. All of them would kick your ass
at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't
even wait for the damn hat. We just don't want you
to be too obvious. 44) We enjoy being kissed by you in front of your
friends. It makes us feel like you care a lot about us. 45) You don't have PMS; so don't act like you know
what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me
you never will. 46) Violent statements like "If that guy keeps
looking at you, I'm going to tear his head off" are
appealing 47) We don't want you to say you love us if you
don't mean it 48) We love it when you make eye contact with us
while we talk. 49) Most girls are afraid of losing our independence
to guys (for some unknown reason) 50) If you ask a girl out directly, more likely than
not, she will say yes to you. Even if she only has
lukewarm feelings for you, because it will give her
the chance to get to know you better and get to
like you even more. 51) Most girls love it when guys ask them for
advice. 52) Girls like it when you tell us what you are
thinking, even if you don't understand it yourself 53) After you've been dating for a while, realize
that we really have started to trust you. When you
have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a
lot more responsibility, privilege and control than
you would think. Be careful with it, most guys
would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond 54) There is nothing wrong with being attentive
and sensitive. However, this behavior can be
carried too far. You don't have to hang on our
every word or give in to our every whim. The thrill
of the chase doesn't end after the first successful
pick-up line. If you don't present us with some minor challenges, we're likely to get bored, or
worse, feel that you're creepy and obsessive. 55) Variety is the spice of life. There are patterns
underlying what your woman says she likes and
doesn't like. It would benefit you far more to try
and discern the nature of these than to repeat
everything she admits to enjoying until she no
longer does 56) Most men think the chase ends once they have
us, but truly it has only just began.You must work
even harder to keep us then you do you earn us.
We not some trophy you can earn,put on a shelf
and admire. You have to care for us like the living
human beings we are.(see 54) 57)WHEN WE SAY NO ITS NO, SO STOP ASKING!!! 58)If someone flirts with you, its a complement. If
you're not interested, accept it but dont flirt back. 59)The woman in your life needs to hear how you
feel about her, and often. Tell her now 60)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful
any man will ever fully be able to understand us.But
we know that, so its going to be ok.

make sense ....

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60 Rubbish you should know about women.
All girls want is money and love thats all.

Interesting and quite educative.