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Drop Favourite Lies From The Opposite Sex by Nobody: 12:19pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
I'm not here to list 10 this or 15 that but let's share in this thread favourite lies of opposite sex we know. I'm a guy, so i'm representing the guys here: 1. He is just a friend 2. I'm on my period 3. I'm a virgin Drop yours |
Re: Drop Favourite Lies From The Opposite Sex by GeneralQuamdeen: 12:26pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
"i promise you, we'll have sex tomorrow" |
Re: Drop Favourite Lies From The Opposite Sex by danchuzzy(m): 12:39pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
offspec: I believe you |
Re: Drop Favourite Lies From The Opposite Sex by IamLEGEND1: 12:41pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
i dont want ur money |
Re: Drop Favourite Lies From The Opposite Sex by Sugarpeaches(f): 12:45pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
1.She's just a friend
2.I swear I'm not dating any other girl!
3.I was not with my fone wen u called.
4.I like kissing more Dan sex. 2 Likes |
Re: Drop Favourite Lies From The Opposite Sex by ebamma(m): 12:50pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
Sugarpeaches:hmm |
Re: Drop Favourite Lies From The Opposite Sex by danchuzzy(m): 12:52pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
Sugarpeaches: girl you badt... reminds me of, my phone was on silent.... when na chinko phone she dey use I was charging my phone in the room... when na self con she dey stay .. I'm single, and searching... when she has multiple bf's not meeting her "standard"... I just want true love... meanwhile she be born gold digger.. list goes on |
Re: Drop Favourite Lies From The Opposite Sex by MrsChima(f): 12:54pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
Babe, let me put only the head in and I won't move! You are the only one for my eyes! I love being a man and it's my duty! I have a job! I am a virgin! I have never cheats on my woman! I am a good and God fearing man! |
Re: Drop Favourite Lies From The Opposite Sex by Sugarpeaches(f): 1:00pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
danchuzzy: Lol! And guys be like my fone was with my friend wen u called... I sent de money but mistakenly sent into another account cos I mixed up d ACC number,I will go to de bank on Monday to rectify it n dats de end! ...I don't have a girlfriend meanwhile his babe is your coursemate...and so on. |
Re: Drop Favourite Lies From The Opposite Sex by danchuzzy(m): 1:03pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
Sugarpeaches: no be small thing .. finally, our matter dey God hand. |
Re: Drop Favourite Lies From The Opposite Sex by whizqueen(f): 1:21pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
You too fine pass my mama but that is impossibu |
Re: Drop Favourite Lies From The Opposite Sex by Nobody: 1:28pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
whizqueen:seems you have been listening to too much Psquare's songs of late. |
Re: Drop Favourite Lies From The Opposite Sex by whizqueen(f): 1:32pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
FriedPlantain:Yesssss How are you na? |
Re: Drop Favourite Lies From The Opposite Sex by Nobody: 9:14pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
Sugarpeaches:I'm guilty of this lie. But one thing with this lie is a reply to a lie. Meaning the lady must have already lied she hates sex. So we need to lie that we prefer kiss too so we can start from somewhere. Dem say na "hello" dey follow "how are you" So, from kiss....you know the rest |
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