2nd Semester Exams 4 All
Departments...
Course: Love Mathematics.

Course code: LUV111

All questions carry equal marks.

Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 mins.
1. If a girl is in love for 10 years and at
the end, the guy breaks up with her,
what is the formula for calculating
such love and time wasted?
2. As a guy, you dated more than 7
chicks at a time, using the almighty
formula, calculate the expenses and
loss in handling all of them?
3. In not more than 10 pages, State
the difference between Orobo girls
and Lekpa girls.
4. With the aid of a well labeled diagram,
Describe the term "Ukwu".
(Question 5 For girls only)

5. Using Laws of indices, calculate
the disappearance of your bf
whenever you demand for an
iPhone6.
(Question 6For boys only.)

6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to
your gf and she sends you a
'Please call me I Love You' text.
Calculate the profit and Loss of the
airtime being sent and use the proportional ratio to attain the
equation.
7. You broke up with your girl
because of Christmas/Sallah gifts, etc.
Using quadratic equation, Calculate
how long it'll take you to get her back
in January.
8. As a guy, you are dating other
people's sister, but you don't want any
other guy to date your sister. Calculate
the percentage of your foolish and
wicked behavior.
9. When you check a Facebook profile,
99% of guys are single as their marital
status states, and 100% of the girls are
dating, engaged, in a relationship,
married. Briefly explain who they are
all dating in not less than two sentences.
N/B- Attempt all question to avoid
carry-over!!!