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| Hope We Don't Have A Philemon In The House! Just For Laughs! ;D by MurphyG1(m): 1:57pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
This is just for Laughs.. Have a wonderful Sunday. Boss: Where were you born? Philemon: Zimbabwe . Boss: which part? Philemon: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in Zimbabwe  Philemon and his friend were fixing a bomb in a car. Friend: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Philemon: Don't worry, I have one more. Philemon: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but it starts with 'T'. Philemon: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol. Philemon joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what Philemon did till evening. Philemon: Keyboard letters were not in Alphabetical order, so I made it alright. Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken. Philemon: Thank God! I thought it was a new one. At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Philemon: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? Philemon: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you. Philemon: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'Radio Zimbabwe ! In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Philemon: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Philemon: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup.... Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Philemon: An old king's skeleton. Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it? Philemon: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child. Philemon: "You know somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a note on my windscreen, it said, ' parking fine' So that was nice!" 1 Like |
| Re: Hope We Don't Have A Philemon In The House! Just For Laughs! ;D by Rosemary216(f): 2:26pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Hahahahahahahahaha... Very funny!! |
| Re: Hope We Don't Have A Philemon In The House! Just For Laughs! ;D by Nobody: 2:42pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Philemon ooo ooo! U have finished me! |
| Re: Hope We Don't Have A Philemon In The House! Just For Laughs! ;D by Nobody: 2:43pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Rosemary216:U ve been FTC in all the new post.....what's ur plan  |
| Re: Hope We Don't Have A Philemon In The House! Just For Laughs! ;D by Rosemary216(f): 2:46pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
vfactor:lolxxx.. For ppl lyk u to c nd comment! |
| Re: Hope We Don't Have A Philemon In The House! Just For Laughs! ;D by Nobody: 2:56pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
| Re: Hope We Don't Have A Philemon In The House! Just For Laughs! ;D by Rosemary216(f): 3:24pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
vfactor:u ended up commenting! Whch z d plan |
| Re: Hope We Don't Have A Philemon In The House! Just For Laughs! ;D by Nobody: 3:38pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Rosemary216: Okay! What then will u do wit my comment |
| Re: Hope We Don't Have A Philemon In The House! Just For Laughs! ;D by Rosemary216(f): 5:05pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
vfactor:ntin |
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