Funny facts::::
1. Nigerians don't ever rest. Even
after death, they still work as
ancestors, collecting
kolanuts, white fowl and aromatic
Schnapp.
2. In Hollywood, you feel people's
pulse to know whether they're dead or
alive. In Nollywood, just
pick the hand and drop it.
3. If You Marry A Girl That Can't
Cook, Bros
Your
Case Dey "MR BIGGS"
4. When next you check your
boyfriend's texts.
Ignore his chats with girls, and check
the ones
with guys. That's where the
truth is
5. No matter how expensive your
Wrist watch
is,
as long as it won't tell you Christ's
Second
coming, its as Useless as the "p"in
Psycho
6. If you have attended over 100
weddings and
you are still single.
Sister, you are no longer different
from a canopy.
7. You don't have to be in UK to be
OK, Help
comes from Above not
Abroad.
8.Ladies are wicked. They will lay on
your
chest
and ask, "Honey have you ever
cheated on
me?" ...then wait for your heart to
beat fast
9 . A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a
rat is
afraid
of a cat, cat is afraid of a dog,a dog
is afraid
of a man, a man is afraid of his
girlfriend
a
girlfriend is
afraid of a cockroach
10. If At 16, your boobs already
looking like DUNLOP SLIPPERS?
You got a question to answer
11. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min
ago •BBM - 5Mins
ago • Twitter- 2Mins ago •
BIBLE - 2002.
My dear, the Devil has soaked your
cane in
kerosene
12. gals won't call for a long tym Buh
wen u call
they will ask .. this one u
remembered me
today.. they no dey remember
person?
13. BBM and Whatsapp have been
rated as the 2nd and 3rd app for
chats and gossip.but Women still
retain the 1st position
14. Wedding ring is the smallest
handcuff ever made. So tink dip,
choose ur prison
mate carefully & sentence urself
wisely to avoid Prison break
15.To those who commit suicide;
why are you so selfish? Why kill
yourself when so
many people are looking for who to
use for money
rituals...... Gud morni, av a bless week.

No 4

I no even laff

4, 6 and 8 especially 6

This picture explains some thinqs too

True Talk!!

Lolz.

The second and last one are just hilarious. Nice one op.

The second and last one are just hilarious. Nice one op.