Ladies! Mind you this isn't about Nairaland men bashing ladies stuff. It's about letting you know some things you do to us in bed that annoys us. So ladies do us a favour and keep this little list in mind when next you’re getting our rocks off. We love you already but we’ll love you even more!

1. Playing dead. When you just lie there like dead body. some women feel that showing up and saying "yes" is the only contribution needed on their side. Are you a participant, or just a spectator taking notes on a man's performance so you can report back to their girlfriends?

2. Asking a man to go wash his mouth (before you kiss him) after he has finished performing mouth action on you is unsexy and can really ruin the mood. Why shy away from your stuff, If you know it's safe. It's a turn off. We are not pig that eat dirt.

3. Bad vaginal hygiene. If, as soon as you take off your underwear, the room smells like a fish market. It is a big turn off . The smell makes us feel like vomiting. No guy will have an attention in such atmosphere. One cause of this foul smell is not wiping up clean after peeing. some girls do it, and it's bad. The funny thing is that this women will still insist you give them mouth action. Guy! Better run for your dear life.

4. Asking Too Many Questions during sex. Most women compile all the questions they want to ask and save it until during sex. That when you hear them push out all sort of question like : “Do you like the way I kiss you?” “You like the way I moan?” “What do you want me to do?”.
Figure it out yourself and stop interrupting us! We like to focus in our dealings. In fact, If your woman begins to
ask all sought of questions, ask her to go back to playing dead.

5. Faking orgasm. How can a man improve his sexual performance if
his woman keeps faking orgasm? As long as he thinks she's satisfied, he'll keep doing the same thing, and she'll keep faking. Eventually it will become a vicious cycle. Some women still have the nerve to complain about their men's lovemaking skills. Instead of complaining to their girlfriends, women should
make it a habit of letting men know when they're pleasing them and when they're not. Men deserve some credit, our egos are not as fragile as women
think. As long as it's constructive criticism, men won't mind if it will improve the lovemaking

6. Too much Cuddling. We get it, it’s nice, but sometimes you just take it too far. A woman can cuddle all day long in one position unlike men. 10 minutes a guy have already starts feeling body pains and wants to change his position. Give him some breath.

7. Bringing up issues to discuss immediately after sex. Sometimes after we’ve had sex we just want to go to sleep. Please don’t get annoyed when we don’t want to stay up and talk. That stuff we just pulled out takes a lot of our strength, and all we need is a good rest. So don't feel bad if we sleep off on you.

8. When you go to the toilet to poo with the door open immediately after sex (first round). Why on earth do you want us to know you are pooing? It makes us feel like we hit out the poo .So gross. I bet you no guy will stand for a second round after that. It's a turn off.

9. Teasing without giving .Riling us up with the filthiest of dirty talk and sexy moves beforehand, only to then tell us (when we starts responding) that you are on your period. What sought of wickedness is that ? Before you wake up a sleeping lion, you ought to be ready for the consequences.

10. When you watch TV over our shoulder when we are kissing you. We know when you are doing that , and it so not cool.

11. Whatever your friends tell you or what you may read on the internet, you should ask before you try to slip a finger up a man’s butt. We may not appreciate
it. There are a few men who like it but
trust me, there are plenty more of us who don’t. Better ask, so you don't get a hot slap.


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Rules, Rules and more Rules for women. Its normal here sha.