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11 Types Of Men You'll See In A Bar by XavierBlue(m): 4:19pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
The bar, a place to unwind the stressful day, chill out with your goons and babes, discuss about politics, women, football, etc. Here are the types of fellows you do find at the bar. 1. The big pot bellied men: This category of men are those who sit up in 6s and 10s, their stomach bulging, they'll be engrossed in their drink and discussion. 2. The philosophers This fellas can be interchangeable people, they believe they are all knowing and understand every situation with a bigger picture. E.g., Buhari not declaring his assets, sex being over rated, etc. 3. The life changing epiphany people In order to be popular, he entertain people and order free bottles for them ![]() 4. The home escapees He sneaks out from home, free from house palava, hauled to him by wife and children. He is however comforted by friends who consoles him with free drinks. 5. The social smokers This persons rarely have cigarette, nor purchase them, but woundnt hesitate to strike up trivals conversation with complete strangers with ulterior motives of borrowing a stick ![]() 6.The local comedian This species thinks everything that they say is hilarious and far more important than what you say. He is obviously an attention seeker. 7. The regular He is a little or very much familiar with the place and want everyone to know it. Either by constantly calling the names of the staff or going behind the bar into the kitchen to prove to friends that he gat a big status. His antics are annoying as they are Sad. He has his own seat and the bartenders all know and loathe him. 8. The drunkers The drunk person is usually hilarious, no need to exagerate on this silly species as we Nigerians know what they are capable off ![]() 9. The loners This persons comes in alone regular and orders the same drink until they leave, they are always polite and well mannered but often shy. 10. The babes searchers This promiscuous set of people comes regularly to search or flirt with the babes that accompanies the big pot belied men. 11. The Google guy They claim to know the happenings in the country, you can never win an arguments with them as effort will prove abortive. They generally talk about football and politics. Guys which do you fall into ? Feel free to add yours. Written and compiled by XavierBlue XavierBlue
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Re: 11 Types Of Men You'll See In A Bar by izuch(m): 4:25pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
On point! Thqts why i drink at home. Op which category do you belong to? |
Re: 11 Types Of Men You'll See In A Bar by Feranchek(m): 4:28pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
OP you've got everything spot on! Can't think of any other thing to add sef. Lovely piece. I really do dislike the ITK guys. It annoys me when someone thinks he knows everything or MUST contribute to every issue on board. Once I asked this ITK of a guy "obechi, why Inter Milan (my club) wan sell Handanovic (my goalkeeper in his mid 20s) na ![]() Like if you think Obechi ITK get PhD for Oxford University ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: 11 Types Of Men You'll See In A Bar by Dahjhi: 4:29pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
This is why drinking @ home is safer ![]() |
Re: 11 Types Of Men You'll See In A Bar by XavierBlue(m): 4:31pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
izuch:i think am species 9 lolz. Buh am not shy o. ![]() XavierBlue |
Re: 11 Types Of Men You'll See In A Bar by XavierBlue(m): 4:33pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Re: 11 Types Of Men You'll See In A Bar by Young03(m): 4:44pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
hmmm, I don't drink alcho |
Re: 11 Types Of Men You'll See In A Bar by Nobody: 4:45pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
I'm a teetotaler sha |
Re: 11 Types Of Men You'll See In A Bar by Tallesty1(m): 4:46pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
izuch:He's one of the pot belied men. |
Re: 11 Types Of Men You'll See In A Bar by Flashh: 4:47pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
These ain't points. You only got the headings but your definition is total rubbish. No offense! 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 11 Types Of Men You'll See In A Bar by XavierBlue(m): 4:49pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Teempakguy:chai bros, no be you i see for bar yesterday? Teetotaler ke ![]() XavierBlue |
Re: 11 Types Of Men You'll See In A Bar by Nobody: 4:50pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
XavierBlue:chai... You no see say na lacasera I dey drink? Abeg, no koba me ![]() |
Re: 11 Types Of Men You'll See In A Bar by XavierBlue(m): 4:51pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Re: 11 Types Of Men You'll See In A Bar by XavierBlue(m): 4:56pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Teempakguy:na today i know say lacasera dey high person ![]() ![]() XavierBlue |
Re: 11 Types Of Men You'll See In A Bar by XavierBlue(m): 4:57pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Flashh:you've got your impugn right so i absolutely find no offence or the odiousity in your comment. Thanks. XavierBlue |
Re: 11 Types Of Men You'll See In A Bar by Flashh: 4:59pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
XavierBlue:Your hard work isn't wussy bro! |
Re: 11 Types Of Men You'll See In A Bar by izuch(m): 5:27pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Re: 11 Types Of Men You'll See In A Bar by XavierBlue(m): 6:35pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
izuch: ![]() |
Re: 11 Types Of Men You'll See In A Bar by XavierBlue(m): 9:28am On Jun 13, 2015 |
Re: 11 Types Of Men You'll See In A Bar by Braintouch(m): 9:36am On Jun 13, 2015 |
It's just ur assumption. |
Re: 11 Types Of Men You'll See In A Bar by Flashh: 9:40am On Jun 13, 2015 |
XavierBlue:Very unfortunate you didn't understand my last post... I am not fighting or arguing with you. |
Re: 11 Types Of Men You'll See In A Bar by Nobody: 9:44am On Jun 13, 2015 |
And they are all going to the bar just because of me ![]() |
Re: 11 Types Of Men You'll See In A Bar by Aspiregreat: 9:45am On Jun 13, 2015 |
Saga. ..., ![]() |
Re: 11 Types Of Men You'll See In A Bar by XavierBlue(m): 9:47am On Jun 13, 2015 |
Orijin101: ![]() XavierBlue |
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