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She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by damiloladuke: 6:03pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
I was already giving up on Chidi on the 3rd day and was having a bad feeling about the girls around here. How would you promise to call and never did. That was a big sin, and God detests sin, I guess she should have come across that in their Sunday School teachings. http://www.wenogetjob..com/2015/06/she-came-with-3-friends-to-meet-me-at.html 43 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by Nobody: 6:12pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Hehehehehehe. Jackpot ko, jamesbondpot ni. Op oya finish d story nah. 4 Likes |
Re: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by SPAGGYYY(f): 7:48pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
I knw d end of dat story already... 9 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by DBlackCeazer(m): 8:48pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Op, you dey madd if u no Finish this story 12 Likes |
Re: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by Nobody: 10:09pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
No need to finish it up.. Its a Nigerian film, I watched the movie last 2 years with my sister. I know the end. You left them at the end shey? After buying expensive stuffs right? 47 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by benedima1990(m): 10:28pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
I wish to read yiur epistle but there's no time.. Sorry Maybe some other time 5 Likes |
Re: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by aboyaji(m): 10:55pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
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Re: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by denedene(m): 1:57am On Jun 13, 2015 |
i rmba a friend whom met this tsunami. he had 3k on him and decided to spare meatpie n drinks for the frnds and special chaow for the babe but when they made the order the frnds took more the girl who he was asking out unfortunately for the girls nepa take light before the light came bck on, my guy don run...... watching the girls as they were searching themselves to pay till we graduated the girl never spoke with him 91 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by Nobody: 7:42am On Jun 13, 2015 |
op too many nonsense-wood films dey disturb you... better find better means to drag people come your blog... 1 Like |
Re: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by ABEngine(m): 8:21am On Jun 13, 2015 |
Whatever happened to taking a call the moment those ladies stepped in. Me, I would keep a sheepish smile hug them all, get them to comfort and excuse my self. I would let the sexy female voice on MTN tell them my status just minutes after feigning a call. 53 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by damiloladuke: 9:13am On Jun 13, 2015 |
adeoti01:that's a personal memoir and not some stupid fiction... even fictional characters are real life experience and you will never even catch me watching movies.. foreign and local... my time is more precious than those 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by LAfricana(m): 11:58am On Jun 13, 2015 |
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Re: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by Nobody: 11:59am On Jun 13, 2015 |
Okay 1 Like |
Re: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by RobinHez(m): 11:59am On Jun 13, 2015 |
hahaha...omo see one chance! anyone watched Taken? 4 Likes
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Re: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by Favourcharles23(f): 12:00pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
So touching.... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by chesterlee(m): 12:00pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
story....I will just excuse myself, and take my leave! Simple!!! Some babes are vampires!!! 2 Likes |
Re: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by steppin: 12:00pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
Dem wan open office for Op head. 2 Likes |
Re: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by talk2ancient(m): 12:00pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
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Re: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by fatdon2(m): 12:00pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
Just passing By 12 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by Chrisx1x(m): 12:01pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
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Re: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by REB3L(m): 12:01pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
CONTINUED. At first I was scared,but as a sharp guy,I simply walked up to her and smiled. "I wasn't expecting ur friends to come along na". "I'm so sorry,but I had told dem about my new boyfriend that they wanted to see him for themselves" I quickly improvised and welcomed the other ladies. Smiling and showing my 32 to the longthroath fowls...though deep down,I was scheming and plotting,thinking of how I would escape this mess. The other girls were not fine sef,they both looked like they were competing for who had the ugliest face.short and scrawny with teeth plastered on their face that made them resemble donkeys. We sat down and they ordered. "3 large bowls of icecream,half crate of la casera and 4 plates of fried rice mixed with chicken wings and turkey" I don' die!!, who told me to carry babe go flex. I thought to myself.I was so lost in thought thinking of what to do to escape the predicament I out myself in when i was jolted back to reality by a flashlight. Guess what? The donkey faced ladies were taking selfies of the food. MY FOOD!! Food I bought with my personal hard earned cash...cash way no even dey enough.. Dem day madt? I was so annoyed that I quickly tried to use one of the oldest tricks in the books. "Excuse me ladies,but I'll need to go to the ATM to get some cash" "I don't think that will be necessary" said donkey faced 1. " why's that?" I was so angry and I was sure they knew it too but who cares,I didn't give a damn at that point. "They accept pos terminals here". O boy na so I use vex sit down wella,call Waiter. "Gimme a bottle of your most expensive champagne here" The guy brought it and I quickly downed all,I needed the alcohol for the pain I was going to feel in about 30 minutes. I quic I ordered another round and continued drinking and by then,the ladies had already ordered more things. I just didn't care. Naso them bring bill,I told the waiter I couldn't pay.. He looked at me like I was joking,but I told him again,I didn't have cash to pay. By then evil lady and her donkey faced minions had already become quiet. Me I just bone. That was how the waiter came with two hefty men each carrying a baton.,with an angry look on their faces I don't even know what happened next,but I woke up to find myself in a hospital with 8 broken ribs, a fractured coller bone,two toes missing and my legs broken. Nairalanders,I dey beg una,this is not a joke,please I need help in paying my hospital bills THE END weird twist in the tale eh? 117 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by Nobody: 12:02pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
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Re: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by lordkay10(m): 12:02pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
How does dis affect the price of beer in my area 3 Likes |
Re: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by EmraanHasanAnik(m): 12:02pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
Hahaha |
Re: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by agarawu23(m): 12:02pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
chai |
Re: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by chronique(m): 12:03pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
Ok |
Re: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by Nobody: 12:04pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
You left them and ran away bad Nigga. Even na only her follow come, abi na the N500 you go use buy stuff. Lets imagine she takes ice cream and snacks. The 500 no fit do. No gree for wetin u no fit afford jawe 4 Likes |
Re: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by hadizadeezy(f): 12:04pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
Lasgidi sharp guy wey enter atarodo esha 2 Likes |
Re: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by carzola(m): 12:06pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
Q X D B M H U 6 Likes |
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