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Funny Wise Quotes by ddaammyy(f): 4:10pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
WISE QUOTES.... 1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788) 2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864) 3). Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley (1872) 4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893) 5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899) 6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900) 7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904) . He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947) 9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973) 10). No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Prof Jega (2015) 11). Anyone who reads this without laughing, is either looking for job or needs money badly - Barack Obama (2014). ENJOYYY!!! |
Re: Funny Wise Quotes by Qu3sT(m): 4:16pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
Only a nairalander will make a pointless thread and hopes it lands on the Frontpage - Albert Einstein (2005) |
Re: Funny Wise Quotes by kazmanbanjoko(m): 4:27pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
Qu3sT:and only questers will hope dat another man's thread wont make frontpage (either pointless or not). 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Wise Quotes by Sunjos: 4:52pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
Lol... Funny |
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