wristwatch:

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KingTom:
You dey laugh me on top

KingTom:



Na for bad places you go remember me, you no go ever remember me when dem dey praise guys, which kin friend you be sef

adeh39:



Oga wetin happen nah

Must you comment on every topic

Why are you hating on the Op? Is it because you are one the guys that do those annoying things?

Please if you know that the truth is too bitter for you to swallow, I suggest that you walk out of the thread peacefully.

Thanks


#TEAM SCENT

My e-wife

hahn:
They also need to FIX their bank accounts. Even if a girl is prepared to date you when you're broke, it doesn't mean you HAVE TO be broke deliberately.

Get a job, start a business. Just get some money!

Mhizkel:
Wristwatch! Wristwatch!

That mouth odour and sagging of trousers though..
Big boys don't sag..Small boys does that..

About the english, ermmm..It's nothing, he can always learn from me..

KingTom:
You dey follow laugh abi?

wristwatch:

2. Body and Mouth Odour

The economy cannot be that bad as you can't afford to buy toothpaste and brush. Hitherto, It's shameful when the odour oozing out from some guys mouth is like a dead rat. Also, they can't purchase common N50 shaving stick to lower the forest region of their private section. Looking at their armpit will not be different from glancing a dustbin house.

3. Bad Vocabulary

I don't understand why some guys will not work on their english as they vomit bad vocabulary like bullets to wooing a lady. These are the category of guys who complained of ladies been a hoo simply because they won't give in to their blunder.

otunsman:
With all these flaws,if a guy has cash ladies will crave for him.If a damsel like Laramie could marry oshomole then all this 10 things to fix are crap.A girl has once told me that it's the same penis a guy has that old papa has that she is after who can pay her well.

xynerise:

Na bad places I dey always see your name na

damseyl:

kinglekan:

I don die oooo!!

Emi errand boy?

Errr!!! Sobo, sowi Subsidy, I mean Scooby Dooby Doo. *ojibi jibi jibi*

Ehen subbieD get me my machete, I need to take off wristwatch's head.

His head has served its purpose.

Rosemary216:
odas are manageable. bt num 2 nd 5!!! hmmmm, u really nid to work on dat! big time!!

Mhizkel:
Wristwatch! Wristwatch!

That mouth odour and sagging of trousers though..
Big boys don't sag..Small boys does that..

About the english, ermmm..It's nothing, he can always learn from me..

wristwatch:
First impression lasts long as this is peculiar to the way a guy presents himself before a lady.

Often times I have seen guys been rejected by ladies because they fail to do their homework exercise.

However, there are certain things guys need to fix before approaching a lady which are;

1. Lustful glances

There are stylish ways to analysing the shape of a lady. However, not in front of her as you will be sizing her b**bs, fantasising her butt as if a tokunbo car is being checked. This attitude has changed wheel online when you see threads discussing about the shape of some female monikers. Na wao!

2. Body and Mouth Odour

The economy cannot be that bad as you can't afford to buy toothpaste and brush. Hitherto, It's shameful when the odour oozing out from some guys mouth is like a dead rat. Also, they can't purchase common N50 shaving stick to lower the forest region of their private section. Looking at their armpit will not be different from glancing a dustbin house.

3. Bad Vocabulary

I don't understand why some guys will not work on their english as they vomit bad vocabulary like bullets to wooing a lady. These are the category of guys who complained of ladies been a hoo simply because they won't give in to their blunder.

4. Tattered and Disgusting Outfit

Kingtom and Jacksparrow1207 will not cease to amaze me as they sag trousers(torn jeans for that matter) to woo babes. No wonder mhizkel and co. reject their proposal like a visa application been rejected at american embassy. Their latest move is to customised females monikers as tattoo on their skin. See desperation to get girlfriend.

5. Using Animal Sound To Call A Lady's Attention

Yesterday I received the insult of my life when I used whistling sound to call ishilove's attention as if she is a "bingo". She gave me a resounding/dirty slap and promised to ban me for 10years *Abeg Ishilove na joke* E jooo oo!

6. Sending Friends to do your bidding proposal

Since ladies has tagged me and tosyne2much as "abooki fragrance boys", We had no option than to send kinglekan (our errand boy) to convey our message of love to those ladies we have feelings for. However, they rejected our bidding proposal as we have been completed relegated from wooing ladies. #Show of Shame#

7. Consumption of alcohol to boost ego/self confidence

This is peculiar to immature dudes who have lost self confidence like flying eagles and super falcons. Because they are timid to approaching ladies, they ask orijin101 to serve them bottles of beer to build fake esteem.

8. Claiming False Riches

I don't understand why some guys will subject themselves to becoming a figure of maga for ladies.
Some weeks ago, I board a keke heading to allen junction. Sitting between me and a guy was a pretty lady. That day I was not in wooing spirit because of the hunger eating my stomach. Few minutes after, the other guy brought out his chinko phone and press the call button ranting about his millions worth of container awaiting arrival @ apapa. I couldn't hold my laugh when the lady hissed so loud indicating the mumu should shut his mouth.
Guys stop proving what you are not, please!

wristwatch:


1. Lustful glances

There are stylish ways to analysing the shape of a lady. However, not in front of her as you will be sizing her b**bs, fantasising her butt as if a tokunbo car is being checked. This attitude has changed wheel online when you see threads discussing about the shape of some female monikers. Na wao!

wristwatch:


Baba.. agreed u no dey sag but which one nai the be tattoo whey e dey ur hand so?

xynerise:
Na bad places I dey always see your name na

Toks2008:


His finance: There is no romance without finance,if you wanna be with a lady you have got to have a source of reasonable and sustainable income. Even if you have a working class lady,you must still find a way to make a decent income or you lose your respect

tosyne2much:
The guy below me doesn't know that he doesn't need to mouth-thrash his fellow dude before nairaland ladies develop interest in him


There are better ways to crave attention rather than bullying, disparaging or condemning the good work of your fellow dude


Those who do things make mistakes but one should never make the silly mistakes of the silly guy who commented below me

Funny enough, people like the dude who commented below me can't even come up with an article



WristWatch nice write-up jawe

Toks2008:


His finance: There is no romance without finance,if you wanna be with a lady you have got to have a source of reasonable and sustainable income. Even if you have a working class lady,you must still find a way to make a decent income or you lose your respect

I wouldn't have said it better



God bless u my broda

Aminat508:
. Ki ngtom my love, me I no dey dere ooooo

Aystarz:


Small boys 'DOES' ke?
Now, why would any niccuh wanna learn from a girl who speaks English like the quoted? Madam, u no learn SUBJECT VERB AGREEMENT for high school ni??