1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr ( 1788)
2).He who completely unwraps moi moi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln ( 1864)
3).Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley ( 1872)
4).Drinking garri doesn't mean u are poor , but allowing the garri to swell before drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)
5).Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face,is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)
6).Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup with his eyes wide open,is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare(1900)
7).Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing strike , has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)
.He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
9).He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)
10).No matter how hot your temper is , it cannot cook yam - Prof Jega 2015
11).Anyone who reads this without laughing is either looking for job and needs money badly - Barack Obama (2014)
12).He who says "time heals the deepest wound" has never seen Ogbomoso tribal marks - Chief Samuel Ladoke Akintola(1958).

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