Ops, Nigeria is better. There , monkey de work, baboon de chop abi? In Nigeria, Monkey de work, and de feed baboon with im hand!

Op you can come, don't be discouraged. My friend who got his MBA at Brookes in UK just landed a 40k job at Lekki after months of waiting for that 'oil job'. So, when you come don't assume that there's a preference for people who schooled 'out', my dear as long as your dad or uncle on in-law is not the head of that firm, you will wear tie, monkey jacket and your Christmas shoe to attend interview like everyone else oh
Again, Nigeria is an emerging economy, you can stay back to work for 2-5years over there, make money and then come back home with ideas and capital to start your own business...

Lmaoo . This got me rolling.

Vikkie14:
WELCOME HOME.

In case you've forgotten, we will put you through the necessary procedures.

If you want to relocate to the BOKO HARAM Land-- Press 1.

If you want to relocate to RITUALIST Land-- press 2.

If you want to relocate to "KILLER" CATTLE RUSTLERS/FULANI HERDSMEN Land-- Press 3.

If you want to relocate to PIPE LINE VANDALS/KIDNAPPERS Land--press 4.

If you want to go back to USA-- Make you Press 5.

Press 6 to listen to it again.

You have an American passport right? Go to Nigeria and explore. If it is rubbish run back.

standd:
Op you can come, don't be discouraged. My friend who got his MBA at Brookes in UK just landed a 40k job at Lekki after months of waiting for that 'oil job'. So, when you come don't assume that there's a preference for people who schooled 'out', my dear as long as your dad or uncle on in-law is not the head of that firm, you will wear tie, monkey jacket and your Christmas shoe to attend interview like everyone else oh
Again, Nigeria is an emerging economy, you can stay back to work for 2-5years over there, make money and then come back home with ideas and capital to start your own business...

Is that 40k naira per month?

Honestly, I don't see why a well qualified man should not do better in the U S than in Nigeria. Except you are being lured by Nigeria's thieving politicians and corrupt engineers who come to the U S to flash blood money

Plan your exit carefully and ensure you have a contingency plan or plans to avoid stories that touch. Relocating back to Nigeria isn't beans my brother.

Anyways For all your branding and customization projects/jobs we deliver nationwide.

please make your research very well, even in nigerian here, the oga still dey eat, apply on line
take some time off, for interview.

BayoAdex:
Good morning everyone, I am an American naturalized citizen and currently a studying chemical engineering in the United States. My plan is to relocate to Nigeria after the completion of my program (plus an MBA) with the aim of working in a top oil and gas/petrochemical firm, as life in the U.S to me is "monkey dey work baboon dey chop".

Please I need your candid advise whether relocating to Nigeria is something reasonable. By the way I used to live in Lagos and Ibadan, I left Nigeria about 5 years ago so I pretty much still have a feel. Please Engineers in the house and my honorable people, I need your advise. Thank you.

i have a free apartment in lagos for free . in exchange for ur apartment .

pablomaria:
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hahaha, abeg tell them jare, dem think say lekki na sambissa forest, land in lekki is expensive. hahaha

Even Sambisa forest nor cheap.

Buy small land in Lekki!

lol!

1/8th Plot

erico2k2:

good question, they think its 10M

Is 10m sef small?

How many people earn 10M per annum in Nigeria

bebe2:


haba, no be mouth oo,

i beg google tax rate for over 40k earners.

Higher rate 40% £31,786 to £150,000

People with the standard Personal Allowance start paying this rate on income over £42,385
Additional rate 45% Over £150,000

I earn above 31k I do not get taxed %40.I understand the %40 but ask yourself how many Nigerians do you know who earns £2000 After tax if you are not a professional?If you earn 40k and your personal allowance is £10000 then you won't pay %40.however if your personal allowance was £700 pa then you would.it depends on your tax code.

bukatyne:


Is 10m sef small?

How many people earn 10M per annum in Nigeria

you will be suprised money has no value in Nigeria nowadays I'm afraid. I know loads of my friends who save 500k monthly.

19naia:


Is that 40k naira per month?

Some guys sef nah 30k you dey talk

erico2k2:

Guy 2M naira is nothing this days dont even try to reason in that line,

D u read d post well. D I said I Wil be doin notin aside d two million, anyway I don't know u but if two millions is notin to u den u must be a rich guy. Naija has not goin to d level wer dat amount can't be ok for a year am a landlord already so I know ao to manage it.

babamajor:


D u read d post well. D I said I Wil be doin notin aside d two million, anyway I don't know u but if two millions is notin to u den u must be a rich guy. Naija has not goin to d level wer dat amount can't be ok for a year am a landlord already so I know ao to manage it.

ok no problem if that's your level thank God but I'm saying 2M no reach.and I be 9 ja proper.some of my guys in a onomatopoeia PH earn 600k and I'm not joking.

erico2k2:

ok no problem if that's your level thank God but I'm saying 2M no reach.and I be 9 ja proper.some of my guys in a onomatopoeia PH earn 600k and I'm not joking.

Tanks for d advice I Wil be in naija for holide nex mont nd see tins myself

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erico2k2:

you will be suprised money has no value in Nigeria nowadays I'm afraid. I know loads of my friends who save 500k monthly.

And how many people apart from politicians, top IT personnel, oil & gas and mgt staff earn 500k monthly not to talk of saving N500k monthly?

Bros, we are talking of Nigeria here

bukatyne:


And how many people apart from politicians, top IT personnel, oil & gas and mgt staff earn 500k monthly not to talk of saving N500k monthly?

Bros, we are talking of Nigeria here

do you live anywhere near PH? or warri?

bukatyne:


Do you know how much a plot of land goes for @ Lekki?

Are you in Nigeria?

There are different parts of Lekki , you need to do your research before you respond to write ups.
Go to properties section of nairaland ,shine your eyes.
If this guy comes back and he's not from an affluent family he's on his own

bigtt76:
I would advise that you do it in phase - taste the waters before relocating down fully. Come spend like between 3-6 months at a stretch and see if you can cope from the 'withdrawal syndrome' the movement will throw at you.

Like someone commented here, there are lots and lots of people like you ....its no longer automatic that because you schooled abroad you get a job immediately, so be ready for competition.

In coming back, your state and location of residence would determine how long or how soon you many want to run back home - If you decide to stay on the Lagos Island (Lekki, VGC area) be ready to cough out millions in rent (depending on your choice of building) or if you stay on the Mainland and work on the Island (where most oil companies are located) be ready to sleep less at night or spend more time in traffic.

Did I hear you studied Chemical Engineering? That means you might want to go to Port Harcourt where the action is? Well good but be ready with your ransom money in an escrow account just in case

Don't be discouraged shaaa ....there's the good side too - all those nice nice places you love visiting for fun or eating out, are now here hustling - only McDonalds still de form shaa. We have KFC, Dominos Pizza, Nandos you name it. For clothings, you have them here. If you still de feel like 'only bought in US stores' kind off ....we got parcel shipping companies here that can do you the magic

The babes .....we de shaaaa ....be ready to buy us Moet (osho free ones de shaaa but ...you know na)

All the best man.

. U funny die

sexymoma:
Bros Stay dia ooo we wey we dey hia sef.. as i dey type so i never chop (1)
(2)Traffic wey go dey hook u for here ehn e nor get Season ooo i nearly wan sh1t for body the other day
(3)Bros we wey dey hia dey struggle wan go U.S ooo... Light nor dey like dat for here ooo u go fit cope so
(4)E nor easy to get Job for Naija oooo... Ma neighbour wey study Law, Na only God say make he learn how to barb

lestat:
Get away!!! maybe you have committed a crime bloody funcle!!!! Who in his or her right mind will come back to this cesspit of evil?!!! except a pedophile or criminal!!! because all pedophiles know here is a haven for child molesters!!! SEE NEVER IN YOUR USELESS LIFE COME HERE AND POST SUCH NONSENSE AGAIN!!!! YES I AM ANGRY BECAUSE I JUST READ HOW MUCH CLOTHING ALLOWANCES THE LAW MAKERS ARE GETTING NEXT WEEK SO I AM TAKING IT OUT ON YOU!!!!!
RUBBISH POST!!!! IF YOU WANT TO ESCAPE THE AMERICAN POLICE BETTER GO ELSE WHERE THAN RETURN HERE UNGRATEFUL GOAT!!!! NONSENSE !!!!!!

Chai! See frustration.