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Breaking News In LAGOS Latest Update. by blaze2cool(m): 11:02pm On Jun 16, 2015
It happened in LAGOS yesterday. I heard it today
at lunch.
This world is becoming even more scary oh.
A newly married man saw a prostitute clothed
seductively by the road.
She was just to sexy to be overlooked. He picked
her up and abandoned the way home to a hotel.
He lodged in with her. In less than five minutes he
was on top of her.
The prostitute was as flexible as a snake. When he
was having sex with her, her moanings sounded like a
'hissing snake'.
But he was carried away with her moves and
didn't really give his concern to it.
The married man had sex with her over and over
again.
Paid her more than what they bargained.
He woke up at voodoo hour with the intention of
having another round with her.
He didn't find her on the bed.
He heard hissing sounds in the bathroom.
He scrambles out of bed and saunters to the
bathroom.
He opened the door.
His heart beat drummed heavily as he saw big
pythons talking to each other.
He screamed loudly.
The pythons leaped on him.
He ran to the door and found it locked.
The pythons crawled to him. He shouted for help
and banged the door.
The pythons got to him and jumps to strike him.
""
""
Immediately he woke up!
And almost screamed but couldn't when he
discovered it
was just a nightmare.
The room was dark.
The lights were switched off he felt...He felt
something cold touching his body.
He searched with his hands and it felt like a
cylinder with a hard skin impregnated with scales.
He finally felt something trying to swallow his
head.
He touched it and discovered it was a big snake trying
to swallow him up.
The room wasn't dark.
His head, down to his chest was inside the snake's
mouth.
The snake's poisonous saliva covered his face.
He started struggling and struggling.
But the snake pinned him down.
He tried to scream for help but couldn't because
if he opens his mouth, the snake's poisonous saliva will
flow in and he will unavoidably swallow it forcefully. He
kicked his leg, used his hands but the snake was too
strong.
He managed to bite the snake's tongue.
The snake got wounded and involuntarily vomits
him.
He looked at the snake with blood on his mouth
and discovered it was a big python.
He grabbed an empty bottle and smashed the
python.
The python collapsed.
He jerked up and jumped out of the bed.
He started screaming for help.
He dashed out of the hotel.
He got home, looking all clean and cool.
His wife was asleep already.
He crawled into the bed beside his wife and slept
off.
He woke up almost at dawn and discovered his
wife has turned into a snake..
The wife told him everything he did and how he
stroke a python dead.
Before he could apologise, his wife tod him she
was her mother disguised in a different body.
He cheated on her with her mother.
She got so angry.
The man almost committed suicide.
His wife told him to return to that hotel and carry
her mother back to the house if not she'll kill him.
He left immediately and rushed down to the
hotel.
He went straight to the hotel room and found his
wife,
mother-inlaw, his sister, his mother in the room.
They were all hissing like snakes.
Immediately he realised they were all in the same
secret cult. They stood up and watch him without saying
a word.
Great panic gripped him by the throat.
He couldn't talk.....

And the only problem now is
**I don't just know how I will end this FAKE
STORY...***...

Happened in LAGOS my foot ..... Fake story
joor...
I'm sorry if I scared you.
Anyway this is one way of saying *be careful in
life*Good night

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