1. The ones who will praise the first student to submit his booklet making every other students
look like they know nothing. “Woooooow !!! Do you mean you have finished?” They will face other students and say “can see your life oooo?, he finished within an hour, that is a well prepared student”.
2. The ones who will keep telling you the history of their lives, how they performed excellently
amongst their peers when they were in college. They will tell you they were always prepared for
any exam & the barely got “C” * if I hear*
3. The ones who will collect your question paper and go through it. They will ask “why sweating
profusely for these cheap questions? If I were you I would have finished since *if I hear*
4. The ones forming James Bond in the hall. They
will start giving testimonies of how many students they have caught cheating and have been rusticated **wetin concern us with that one ?**
5. The ones who will collect your question paper, go through the questions and shake their heads
pitifully without saying anything.
6. The ones who will glance at your answer booklet and they will ask why your booklet is blank. “Didn’t you read for this exam ?” **Abeg swerve go left jor**
7. The ones who will never accept your apology if you are caught cheating. The moment you are
caught cheating, just hurriedly obtain the next available Jamb form.
8. The ones who are very sensitive: Try communicate with any student and they will change your seat, you keep wondering how smart they really are to have noticed you.
9. The ones who are very gentle and friendly. Thirty minutes into the exams they are already sleeping. The moment you are making noise, they will wake up, walk around and return back to
their seat. Before you know it they will sleep off.
10. The ones who will force you to submit even if you still have an hour left. They will tell you
“what are you still writing when all your mates have submitted?”

Which of them annoy you the most?

The evil spirit nkoor ?

10 and 3

you left the senior lecturer that walks into the hall looks at the question next minute you all and everybody has not more than one hour.
chai that everybody bust laf!