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mrsefan:
dogs

[size=13pt] Thank you ma'am

I consider that,has a complement. If you call me a beast,you ain't wrong.

I was born a savage
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Amen ooh!!!!

hamzeiy:

...i tell u..if i see sucj na to strt night prayer oh...village pple dun send evil rat .......no rat fashion against me shall prosper

Hmmm! I will do nothing but set up a committee to look into the issue

mrsefan:
I won't kill anyone cox it pay me nothing to kill forgiveness is qood

Hehehehe babe you are funny

Like this.

Okay, you said I should be sincere, right? Well the truth is that I don't have any of these...yet. Except for Bible.

So in reality, I'd kill the one eating my Bible.

GentleNaaz:
WHICH RAT WILL YOU KILL FIRST, WHY?

Be sincere........
.You just came back from work to see 6 rats!

• The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate

• The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert

• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert

• The 4th was eating your land and house documents

• The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project

• The 6th was eating your Bible. . .

Which one will you kill first, and why?

2 Be Trueth 4 Ones! De Fift Rat Is A Dead One. In Short Or In Tall De No. 5 Rat Don't Exist At All!!!!!

If you are worth multi-billion dollars' project why would you live in a rat-infested house?

Adeoba10:
I will bring out my phone n take dia pix den come to nairaland n ask dis exact question with pic attached...

you funny die man

Tapout:
but why will rats be eating all my important documents at the same time?

Ask th OP oh! Which kine drunk assumption be this?

Emyogalanya:
The fifth rat is dead i'l employ shecow to carry out the job since a bible is there its like a church already and boko boys never miss any church bombing as for other docs an affidavit will do and they are replaceable and since no 5 is there who needs 1, 2, to be answering somebody sir, sir

I agree with you absolutely!!!

enigmang:



But it can be replaced... your school will give you another one...

Too much procedure you might get frustrated... The rest can also be replaced

we don't kill rats,it's an abomination in our land

Hmm...

Talking about rats, I'm so mad at those evil creatures right now.

I went to market to buy foodstuffs this evening. I found out that the price of crayfish was so high.

I managed to buy some, came home to do the cooking.

Took my foodstuffs to d kitchen.

My people, na to grind the crayfish put for pot.

I couldn't see it again.

Right now, am cooking with no crayfish.

So pissed.

At op, targeting any of the rats would scare the others you know....

Adeoba10:
I will bring out my phone n take dia pix den come to nairaland n ask dis exact question with pic attached...

u dey reason well

The one I can reach first...cos by then I will be in a confused state.

Lasgidy1:

Mumu

mumu2

Adeoba10:
I will bring out my phone n take dia pix den come to nairaland n ask dis exact question with pic attached...

This guy has killed me tonight with laughter ohhh .

Omo naa you sure pass jare

The same Bible said Dow shall not kill so I will not kill any of them.

mrsefan:
I won't kill anyone cox it pay me nothing to kill forgiveness is qood

hmm...forgiveness for rat

The same Bible said thaow shall not kill so I will not kill any of them.

If sum tin like dis happen! And you are looking dem as Rat, men Oyo lowaa

They're not bee Rat
Lol

The 6th na sebi I will buy a new bible...ibunkun ni fun omo odo nan ti ofi ogban se

Adeoba10:
I will bring out my phone n take dia pix den come to nairaland n ask dis exact question with pic attached...

This got me laughing real hard!

missbehave247:
ha, u wicked ooo see space way I go clear abeg no be only me waka come ooo "run into the house grab my Ghana must go+2 origin viewing thread on-top of iroko tree"

o gbadun.

Lets be sincere, I will kill the 5th one first because when am through with that multi billion dollars project, I can also buy more bibles to even share people. Again, I can get another degree without attending any lecture. As for my wedding certificate, I have wedded and nothing concerns me again with that one.

As for land and house certificates - I can buy more mansions and land in every continent with the money that will come from the project.

I no go put am where dem go see am

Kill yourself...

Luedave:
Bilion dollar contract folowd by b.sc. I wud buy anoda bible

abi oo...buy another bible. afteral its btw God n rat, God will judge by himself

Are you in anyway related to airforce1

Lacomus:
I been don spread the rat poison I bought from patoranking back then, I go just calm down because I know say all of em don die.

working on my Album....................