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Naija Pastors Vs American Pastors by dhorlipizzu(m): 10:12pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AMERICAN AND NIGERIAN PASTORS. AMERICAN PASTOR--Hey Demon, What are You Doing In That Hommie? You Need To Get Outta That Body. Yo Demon I'm Talking To You Niqqa, Get Outta Johnson Mehn, Johnson Don't Want You No More, He Ain't Doing Drugs No More, Ain't Doing Rape, Ain't Gay, Ain't Shop-Lifting Or Mobbing Someone Anymore, He's A Changed Man Now Demon. He Ain't Going Back To That World, You Understand What Am Saying?? He's Dope In Christ Now. Come On You Gotta Pack Your Bags And Leave And We Cool. NIGERIAN PASTOR--Aaaaaaaahhh!! Fayayayayaya!!!Every Witches And Wizard From The Village Holding Meeting In Your Body, Hoolyyy Ghoosstt Fiirrreee!! By The Count Of 5 Demon, Come Out Of Akpors. Out 1, Out2, Out 3, Out 4, Ouuutt 5!! Cooomme Ouut!! Church Where Is Your Spiritual Ak47? Where Is Your Sword And Armour?? Your Bomb And Matchet!! Where Is Your Heavenly Catapult?? Summon The Angelic Shield!! Church Faayyyaaa!! Fire That Idiot Of A Demon! (Speaking In Tongues) Jakakaberimamamamamama..lig radaboshkanda Holy Ghost Bomb Igboooommm!!!! Kpisshhuuaann!!Blooodd Of Jeeessuuuss!! |
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