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Different Types Of Banks (girls) In Nigeria by Howcomes(m): 9:29pm On Jun 21, 2015
Different Types Of Banks(Girls) In Nigeria

1. A girl who asks for money all the time is called"Commercial Bank"

2. A girl who calls you for food always is called "Agricultural Development Bank"

3. A girl that uses your money to take care of other family members is called "National investment Bank"

4. A girl who prefers to have Sex after marriage is called"Social Security Bank"

5. A girl who is very faithful to her man is Called"Fidelity Bank"

6. A girl who gives it to every available man is"Access Bank"

7. A girl who dates men from different countries is called"Intercontinental bank"

8. A girl who doesn't demand too much money is called"Micro Finance Bank"

9. Dating a woman older than you is called "Union Bank" or"Wema Bank".

10. A girl who is always faithful and trust worthy to her guy is called "Guaranty Trust bank"

11. A girl whose guy disvirgined her is called,"First bank".

12. A girl who uses all her spouse's money to buy jewelry is called "Diamond bank"
Ladies what "Bank" Are You? Guys What "Bank" Is Your Girlfriend? As for me I don't have bank account yet. When I have money to open account, I hope there is GTbank in my area.

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Re: Different Types Of Banks (girls) In Nigeria by iomoge2(f): 9:42pm On Jun 21, 2015
lol
Re: Different Types Of Banks (girls) In Nigeria by CaptaiinG(m): 10:00pm On Jun 21, 2015
A Girl that run after old men is called UBA
Re: Different Types Of Banks (girls) In Nigeria by dotune(m): 7:07am On Jun 22, 2015
Nice one!

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