boboLIL:
Its 0nly in Nigeria dah we av a president wit0ut certificate...

. That nt a cool thing to say to ones leader of the country. How can u grow if u continue to bastardize the very existence of ur country.

Its only in Nigeria that cows roam the streets of Abuja with full confidence. #ItsOnlyinNigeria

Itsonlyinnigeria[sub][/sub]

itisonlyinnigeria# that politician forget the masses after they've won an election

It is only in Nigeria that police and area boys piss side by side on the street

It is only in Nigeria that run girls shout the loudest halleluyah in church

It is only in Nigeria that you find people replacing 'clueless' with 'brainless'

It is only in Nigeria that police collect egunje openly

it is only in nigeria you find everyone queuing at akara joints every night

DancingSkeleton:
#itsonlyinnigeria
[b][/b]U see a church claiming to be new testament church but still dey collect tithe wey dey inside old testament


#itsonlyinnigeria u see a ghost answering phone call

#ItisonlyinNigeria that this one I quoted does not know there is nothing like a church following just the new testament only judaists follow one book.

#itisonlyinNigeria this fellow will ask why then we are not offering sacrifices and killing even when he has not read what was in malachi.

#ItsOnlyInNigeria that you'll take someone's virginity and she becomes yours forever.


#ItsOnlyInNigeria that 72 year old men sleep with 5 year girls .

it s only in Nigeria that politician change
parties like pants.

it s only in Nigerian that don't know the real
enemy, thinking it is the APC or PDP; Christians
or Muslims, northerners or southerners.

itisonlyinnigeria# that politician forget the masses after they've won an election



#itsonlyinnigeria that people shy away from saying F word but enjoy acting it.

It's only in Nigeria that differnt brands of diapers are called Pampers..yours truly inclusive.

softvio:


lol guy thank u oo..u jux kick away my ignorance..i been no notice am

lol guy thank u oo..u jux kick away my ignorance..i been no notice am

hehehehe that's its o


Most ppl dunno when I tweet with yesternight I got the RT that I haven't received since I opned twitter

boboLIL:
Its 0nly in Nigeria dah we av a president wit0ut certificate...

ItisonlyinNigeria people turn lies to facts.

It's only in nija that all noodles are "indomie"

ItsOnlyinNigeria that workers based on salary are expecting money everyday in the office

#itsonlyinnigeria that every graduate wants to be empolyed. What happened to entreprenuership!

farano:
lol...Itsonlyinnigeria that people think changing Dp once a year is a sign of maturity

Two people, one thought... I LOVE YOU.

#itsonlyinNigeria that soldiers have checkpoint and Police wears Camouflage.....

farano:
lol...Itsonlyinnigeria that people think changing Dp once a year is a sign of maturity

lol... na pple like u dey make instagram make plenty money... uploader!

Itsonlyinnigeria# girls are taught to aspire to marriage and boys are taught how to make money and marry as many wife as the want#

#ITSONLYINNIGERIA person go see u dey wash and still ask u u dey wash...

#itisonlyinNigeria That stealing is not corruption

farano:
lol...Itsonlyinnigeria that people think changing Dp once a year is a sign of maturity

My sister..... It's really wonderful to know someone else share this thought.... It's really a painful experience.... They are all madt

#itisonlyinNigeria That stealing is not corruption

You can say close up and co are maclean. Rather maclean and co are close up. The one of maggi is correct.

Princessderaa:
Itsonlyinnigeria# girls are taught to aspire to marriage and boys are taught how to make money and marry as many wife as the want#

#itsonlyinNIGERIA that FEMINISM will never be realistic but rather theoretical

#itisonlyinNigeria That stealing is not corruption

elzi:
#itisonlyinNigeria
That stealing is not corruption

#itsonlyinNigeria that you misquote people...

simongonner:
#ITISONLYINNIGERIA that klin,area,Zip,good mama e.t.c are all OMO

na wa o bros no be area na ariel na

Its only in Nigeria that every problem is from village people who don't want you to prosper and you see people running from one pastor to the other to "hear" from God

#itsonlyinnigeria that #bringbackourgirls campaign ends the moment apc won elections but the girls are still missing.

Its only in Nigeria that a minister spends $500M on air charter