TYPES OF SLAP

There are 8 major types of slaps, they are:

1)TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation where someone gives you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and walk away, this kind is normally received by newly born again christians..

2)RESOUNDING SLAP : This is when after you're hit,u keep hearing some funny sound in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii,and voices n your head singing skelewu..

3) FORMATTING SLAP :This is the type that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing, you find yourself asking questions like " what did I do?" " who slap me? This type is very common, it is a slap from guys who are stronger than you.

4) EXPLANATION SLAP : when someone gives you this kind, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord. E.g.. Bros,sheebi you been dey watch? I been no do anything o, i just dey pass na. This is a slap from soldiers that ve missed promotion for a longtime.

5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP:When you receive this kind, all you do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. This is slap from elder brothers...

6) RHETORICAL SLAP :The moment you download this slap u start asking questions that don't need reply " Mark you slap me?..

7) RELIGIOUS SLAP: that type dat immediately u receive it, u shout Jesus christ of Nazareth

, DENTIST SLAP: Wen you get the slaap one tooth will fly out of ur mouth.


After this sound lesson, so which one have you received ? Be sincere!!!

iS this not meant to be in joke section