ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these
Nigerians in heaven.
GOD: What have they done this time?
ANGEL: Everything! They don't listen to
instructions They
don't obey traffic rules. They don't wait for
their turn in anything. They are completely
reckless!
(Exasperated) In fact they have made heaven
a living hell
since they got here.
GOD: Then we better send them to hell!
(Calls the Devil). Hello..
SATAN: Hello my creator and master, pls call
me later.
There's an issue I'm trying to resolve.
Ten (10) minutes later:
GOD: Hello Lucifer.
SATAN: your worship my father! I'll call you
back. The issue
has turned into a crisis.
An hour later:
SATAN: Hello?
GOD: What's going on over there?
SATAN: It's the Nigerians I have with me in
hell here ooooo!
(He stammers), they... they... they have
quenched the fire in
this hell and installed their air conditioners!.

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