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8 Things A Real Woman Must Keep In Mind by Nobody: 2:04pm On Jun 26, 2015
1. Kissing your man is not a problem, The
problem
is how you
do it. Stop making sounds like a car
crash.. 2. Screaming during sex is romantic and
its not
a
problem,
The problem is screaming and shouting
like "JESUS, Oh my
God, Holy mary".. You are having sex, Not
a
Church service! And besides I don't knw if
you
are reminding God to punish you
later.
3. Wearing short skimpy skirts or dresses
is not
a
problem in fact its very sexy I just pray there
won't
be forced entry into your Sin Hole, The
problem
is
wearing your mini looking all nice and walking
around and when you see guys you try to
pull
it down, Now you want it to be long?....
Ai..
Keep deceiving urself . # sMh
4. Loving your man is not a problem but
the
problem is changing your Surname to his
on
Facebook. Gal his mother doesn't even know
you ...Chill!! And I would hate to read ur
post
later
saying MEN ARE WICKED OR CHEATS.
5. Calling all men dogs is not the problem, The
problem is tagging yourself saint when
you
know
he didn't Bleep himself but you.. So since
you did it
with him, kindly say I HAVE BEEN
SLEEPING
WITH
A DOG OR DOGS as the case may be and
please let us know the breed of dogs you came
to the
world from coz ur dad is male too and
your
mum
have always been his bed partner.. 6. Some girls are looking for tall guys with
pink
lips and six packs when their father is
short,
pot
bellied with fat tick lips you better be contented
like
your Mother # lol.
7. Saying all guys are the same is not my
problem
bt is Jub Jub and me the same? Is ur dad and ur
teacher the
same,and beside who ask u to try them
all?
Sefebe
8. Bleaching your skin is not a problem, The
problem is having white face, yellow
hands
chocolate lips and black legs. Are you
zebra?

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Re: 8 Things A Real Woman Must Keep In Mind by demmy0325(m): 2:06pm On Jun 26, 2015
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Re: 8 Things A Real Woman Must Keep In Mind by vizkiz: 2:13pm On Jun 26, 2015
this shiit is 2000years old...still funny though grin
Re: 8 Things A Real Woman Must Keep In Mind by mentorandfriend(m): 2:48pm On Jun 26, 2015
Next time, dont ever try to open a sh.itty thread like this.
Re: 8 Things A Real Woman Must Keep In Mind by Jeneral4: 3:49pm On Jun 26, 2015
this is funny bt true
Re: 8 Things A Real Woman Must Keep In Mind by Nobody: 4:34pm On Jun 26, 2015
mentorandfriend:
Next time, dont ever try to open a sh.itty thread like this.
.

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