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8 Things A Real Woman Must Keep In Mind by Nobody: 2:04pm On Jun 26, 2015 |
1. Kissing your man is not a problem, The problem is how you do it. Stop making sounds like a car crash.. 2. Screaming during sex is romantic and its not a problem, The problem is screaming and shouting like "JESUS, Oh my God, Holy mary".. You are having sex, Not a Church service! And besides I don't knw if you are reminding God to punish you later. 3. Wearing short skimpy skirts or dresses is not a problem in fact its very sexy I just pray there won't be forced entry into your Sin Hole, The problem is wearing your mini looking all nice and walking around and when you see guys you try to pull it down, Now you want it to be long?.... Ai.. Keep deceiving urself . # sMh 4. Loving your man is not a problem but the problem is changing your Surname to his on Facebook. Gal his mother doesn't even know you ...Chill!! And I would hate to read ur post later saying MEN ARE WICKED OR CHEATS. 5. Calling all men dogs is not the problem, The problem is tagging yourself saint when you know he didn't Bleep himself but you.. So since you did it with him, kindly say I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING WITH A DOG OR DOGS as the case may be and please let us know the breed of dogs you came to the world from coz ur dad is male too and your mum have always been his bed partner.. 6. Some girls are looking for tall guys with pink lips and six packs when their father is short, pot bellied with fat tick lips you better be contented like your Mother # lol. 7. Saying all guys are the same is not my problem bt is Jub Jub and me the same? Is ur dad and ur teacher the same,and beside who ask u to try them all? Sefebe 8. Bleaching your skin is not a problem, The problem is having white face, yellow hands chocolate lips and black legs. Are you zebra? 1 Like |
Re: 8 Things A Real Woman Must Keep In Mind by demmy0325(m): 2:06pm On Jun 26, 2015 |
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Re: 8 Things A Real Woman Must Keep In Mind by vizkiz: 2:13pm On Jun 26, 2015 |
this shiit is 2000years old...still funny though ![]() |
Re: 8 Things A Real Woman Must Keep In Mind by mentorandfriend(m): 2:48pm On Jun 26, 2015 |
Next time, dont ever try to open a sh.itty thread like this. |
Re: 8 Things A Real Woman Must Keep In Mind by Jeneral4: 3:49pm On Jun 26, 2015 |
this is funny bt true |
Re: 8 Things A Real Woman Must Keep In Mind by Nobody: 4:34pm On Jun 26, 2015 |
mentorandfriend:. |
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