Akpos and John were lost in a desert. They were so thirsty and hungry that they could do anything for a cup of water and some food. Suddenly, they sighted a mosque, then Akpos turned to John and said, "let's pretend we're Muslims, so that we can get some food and water. My name will be Ahmad and yours will be Umar." "I'm not going to change my identity," says John. Off they went into the mosque. On getting there, they met the Imam who welcomed them warmly, he then asked for their names. Akpos said, "I'm Ahmad" " I'm John" replies John. The Imam ordered some food for John, then turned to Ahmad and said, "Ahmad, HAPPY RAMADAN!" Akpos just fainted....

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