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Prisoner sues God by joftech(m): 3:27am On Oct 20, 2005 |
A Romanian prisoner is suing God for failing to save him from the Devil. The inmate, named as Pavel M in media reports, accused God of "cheating, abuse and traffic of influence". His complaint reads: "I, the undersigned Pavel M, currently jailed at Timisoara Penitentiary serving a 20 years sentence for murder, request legal action against God, resident in Heaven, and represented here by the Romanian Orthodox Church, for committing the following crimes: cheating, concealment, abuse against people's interest, taking bribe and traffic of influence." The inmate argued that his baptism was a contract between him and God who was supposed to keep the Devil away and keep him out of trouble. He added: "God even claimed and received from me various goods and prayers in exchange for forgiveness and the promise that I would be rid of problems and have a better life. "But on the contrary I was left in Devil's hands." The complaint was sent to the Timisoara Court of Justice and forwarded to the prosecutor's office. But prosecutors said it would probably be dropped and they were unable to subpoena God to court. This was culled from ananova.com |
Re: Prisoner sues God by hotangel2(f): 5:13am On Oct 20, 2005 |
Re: Prisoner sues God by vivienne(f): 3:47pm On Nov 16, 2006 |
wonders shall never end |
Re: Prisoner sues God by Pamperme: 4:10pm On Nov 17, 2006 |
can u beat that? |
Re: Prisoner sues God by spoilt(f): 2:04am On Jun 20, 2007 |
his days in prison has made him delusional. |
Re: Prisoner sues God by mopegirl(f): 3:26pm On Sep 10, 2007 |
Re: Prisoner sues God by Aiphie(f): 4:37pm On Sep 10, 2007 |
Re: Prisoner sues God by mimiko(f): 10:34pm On Sep 10, 2007 |
*sighs* |
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