Eat bulky fruits like banana, vegetables and garden egg fruits-that works, then get liquid paraffin wax from a drug store and follow recommended dosages. you MUST drink as much water as possible. In less than 24 hours, you should be able to pass out some.

Ayaah! Chai! Dat tin dey pain wel wel oh! It has happened to me twice and I have learnt my lesson. The first mistake is to try to force it out from the beginning. Don't panic, the hard faeces is just around the anus and the rest is normal. Just go on with ur normal activities and be pumping ur anus as it you want to pollute after some hours it will definitely come out. Avoid eating garri in the nite. Is a lesson to others.

MEILYN:
I feel like dying right now.

I use to complain of a peppery sensation in my anus after defecating and blood body guarding my faeces during defecation. These I thought were normal so I didn't bother about these problems.

I thought the pains I feel after defecating were severe pains until yesterday. I remember some days back that I ate enough Garri and Egusi soup. I kept on eating because the food was so delicious.

I went to the toilet yesterday and I spent hours trying to pass out something from my anus but I couldn't. I tried to force it out with all my strength but I had no luck. I wore rubber gloves, inserted my hands into my anus and I was able to remove some very strong faeces. I tried to force the remaining stubborn stool out but I had no luck. The pains almost killed me, so I gave up and I went on with my daily activities with stool ready to come out still in my stomach. I took about five Oranges yesterday but it hasn't helped at all. Stool Softners aren't working because the stool is ready to come out.

The problem here is that, my anus is in flames right now. I can't even force the stool out, I can't pressure my anus because the anal fissure is making it impossible for me to do that. I might die of pains if I try to push. I just sit in the toilet without trying to do anything. I sit for hours with no clue on what to do. I have tried applying vasline and kernel oil but it won't just come out. I can't force it out, the Anal fissure makes it a nightmare.

Please I need help on what to do.

Cc: lalasticlala

Buy Anusol Suppositories

If symptom persist after 6 days, consult your Doctor!

THE MOST FEASIBLE APPROACH
I believe anyfin u introduce in ur mouth wud av litu or no effect as d faeces in ur system has already assumed form. my opinion is dat u introduce ur measure tru d anus. e.g is d use of water tru medical pump to wash ur system. i believe d water preasure wil soften n break d faeces n u will pass it easily since u are still faced with passin out d remnant excreta.but bro, from today ensure u eat food rich in fibre or u can eat fruits like oranger.first after wc u.consume ur main meal. this will prevent constipation

Funny. So it is on nairaland you Will be examined appropriately by a doctor?! clap for yourself. Your mumu no get part 2!
Get to a hospital my friend !!!

MEILYN:
I feel like dying right now.

I use to complain of a peppery sensation in my anus after defecating and blood body guarding my faeces during defecation. These I thought were normal so I didn't bother about these problems.

I thought the pains I feel after defecating were severe pains until yesterday. I remember some days back that I ate enough Garri and Egusi soup. I kept on eating because the food was so delicious.

I went to the toilet yesterday and I spent hours trying to pass out something from my anus but I couldn't. I tried to force it out with all my strength but I had no luck. I wore rubber gloves, inserted my hands into my anus and I was able to remove some very strong faeces. I tried to force the remaining stubborn stool out but I had no luck. The pains almost killed me, so I gave up and I went on with my daily activities with stool ready to come out still in my stomach. I took about five Oranges yesterday but it hasn't helped at all. Stool Softners aren't working because the stool is ready to come out.

The problem here is that, my anus is in flames right now. I can't even force the stool out, I can't pressure my anus because the anal fissure is making it impossible for me to do that. I might die of pains if I try to push. I just sit in the toilet without trying to do anything. I sit for hours with no clue on what to do. I have tried applying vasline and kernel oil but it won't just come out. I can't force it out, the Anal fissure makes it a nightmare.

Please I need help on what to do.

Cc: lalasticlala

u can not find ur solution here!!! Go and see ur doctor!!!

1, get anusol suppository...insert 1 every night for at least 6 days. 2, if you don't have peptic ulcer..then get diclofenac tabs 100mg daily 3, if bleeding add an antibiotic like ciproxin .

MEILYN:
I feel like dying right now.

I use to complain of a peppery sensation in my anus after defecating and blood body guarding my faeces during defecation. These I thought were normal so I didn't bother about these problems.

I thought the pains I feel after defecating were severe pains until yesterday. I remember some days back that I ate enough Garri and Egusi soup. I kept on eating because the food was so delicious.

I went to the toilet yesterday and I spent hours trying to pass out something from my anus but I couldn't. I tried to force it out with all my strength but I had no luck. I wore rubber gloves, inserted my hands into my anus and I was able to remove some very strong faeces. I tried to force the remaining stubborn stool out but I had no luck. The pains almost killed me, so I gave up and I went on with my daily activities with stool ready to come out still in my stomach. I took about five Oranges yesterday but it hasn't helped at all. Stool Softners aren't working because the stool is ready to come out.

The problem here is that, my anus is in flames right now. I can't even force the stool out, I can't pressure my anus because the anal fissure is making it impossible for me to do that. I might die of pains if I try to push. I just sit in the toilet without trying to do anything. I sit for hours with no clue on what to do. I have tried applying vasline and kernel oil but it won't just come out. I can't force it out, the Anal fissure makes it a nightmare.

Please I need help on what to do.

Cc: lalasticlala

I passed through the same ugly phase two weeks back, mine was almost worst than yours. What I did after lots of research on the internet.... I drank lots and lots of water, ate lots of beans, no meat, no fish..... Thats all. Problem solved.

MEILYN:
I feel like dying right now.

I use to complain of a peppery sensation in my anus after defecating and blood body guarding my faeces during defecation. These I thought were normal so I didn't bother about these problems.

I thought the pains I feel after defecating were severe pains until yesterday. I remember some days back that I ate enough Garri and Egusi soup. I kept on eating because the food was so delicious.

I went to the toilet yesterday and I spent hours trying to pass out something from my anus but I couldn't. I tried to force it out with all my strength but I had no luck. I wore rubber gloves, inserted my hands into my anus and I was able to remove some very strong faeces. I tried to force the remaining stubborn stool out but I had no luck. The pains almost killed me, so I gave up and I went on with my daily activities with stool ready to come out still in my stomach. I took about five Oranges yesterday but it hasn't helped at all. Stool Softners aren't working because the stool is ready to come out.

The problem here is that, my anus is in flames right now. I can't even force the stool out, I can't pressure my anus because the anal fissure is making it impossible for me to do that. I might die of pains if I try to push. I just sit in the toilet without trying to do anything. I sit for hours with no clue on what to do. I have tried applying vasline and kernel oil but it won't just come out. I can't force it out, the Anal fissure makes it a nightmare.

Please I need help on what to do.

Cc: lalasticlala

Eyah. I had this exact problem early this year. I feel your pain 100 percent. After trying lots of stuff, I finally found an easy way out ( I felt like dancing on the streets at that moment). Now onto the solution.
1. Go to a pharmacy and ask them for Lydocaine Gel. Should be around 350-500.
2. Ask them for a good enema. There's one you can insert (shape of a bullet). It softens the already hardened stool in your rectum. Remember what you have is an impaction.
3. Ask them for other drugs for the condition.

Now before you sleep at night, insert the enema (You'll wake up in about 2 hours wanting to stool).
10 minutes before you go to the loo, insert the Lydocaine gel into your rectum and squeeze in a generous amount. After the 10 minutes, go and handle your biz in the loo. It will be absolutely painless.

Now that the hard stool is out of the way, start taking oranges regularly in order to have soft stools while the fissure heals. Keep using the Gel before you want to go to the loo in order not to feel pain.
To help your fissure heal faster, take regular sitz baths. (3 times daily if you can).
How do you do that? Get a bath or big washing bowl. Fill it with warm water, sprinkle a good amount of salt and pour in Dettol. Sit on the bath or bowl with the water touching your exposed anus for about 30 minutes every time you do it. You'll heal in a pretty much short time.

Choi! Hand d pain me to type all this sha. Don't worry, it will pass and you'll be back to your normal jolly-good self again.

Lydocaine is a topical anastethic(sic) which absolutely takes away the pain. It saved my life. Your brother in pain, Caesaraba. God bless.

U have what is called fecal impaction in addition to ur anal fissure. Only remedy here is gradual fecal disimpaction till u get the solid mass of faeces blocking the rest out. U have already started doing dat. Try and finish it up or u visit a hospital for dat.

Drink lot of water o. Lot of it and try see a doctor.

buhahahaha..... experiences

Drink milk...peak milk alone then take a lot of water...if it persist see a doctor don't push or force it cos of risk of pile...God will help you dear

MEILYN:
I do, my Doctor said I should go to his Hospital tomorrow. I better wait till tomorrow.

Ok. Take care of yourself bro.

PLS GO TO A GOOD HOSPITAL.YOU NEED ANAL DILATATION UNDER GENERAL ANAESTHESIA.ITS A SIMPLE PROCEDURE

Yuuuuck!!!!!!! Next time put a 'graphically disgusting Content' in your topic! Crap! You fingered yourself Lord save us o.

MEILYN:
I feel like dying right now.

I use to complain of a peppery sensation in my anus after defecating and blood body guarding my faeces during defecation. These I thought were normal so I didn't bother about these problems.

I thought the pains I feel after defecating were severe pains until yesterday. I remember some days back that I ate enough Garri and Egusi soup. I kept on eating because the food was so delicious.

I went to the toilet yesterday and I spent hours trying to pass out something from my anus but I couldn't. I tried to force it out with all my strength but I had no luck. I wore rubber gloves, inserted my hands into my anus and I was able to remove some very strong faeces. I tried to force the remaining stubborn stool out but I had no luck. The pains almost killed me, so I gave up and I went on with my daily activities with stool ready to come out still in my stomach. I took about five Oranges yesterday but it hasn't helped at all. Stool Softners aren't working because the stool is ready to come out.

The problem here is that, my anus is in flames right now. I can't even force the stool out, I can't pressure my anus because the anal fissure is making it impossible for me to do that. I might die of pains if I try to push. I just sit in the toilet without trying to do anything. I sit for hours with no clue on what to do. I have tried applying vasline and kernel oil but it won't just come out. I can't force it out, the Anal fissure makes it a nightmare.

Please I need help on what to do.

Cc: lalasticlala

use bisakodyl to soften the stool it will become watery...then use moko product,the digestion one have forgotten the name but if u tell a chemist,he will know it....then to cure it finally,use ogogoro to squeeze ejinrin leaf,not efinrin O,ejinrin. Thank me later...but for fast result,use the moko digestion first,then bisakodyl too 3tablet

Why type when you should be in the hospital
This is acute rectal fissure.
Treatments include:
Diet therapy which include restriction of spicy and salty food.Take more of fruits and vegetables
Application of warmth bath and hot water bottle.
Physiotherapeutic measures.
Medications include the use of antispasmodic(no-spa,etc) and analgesics.
Micro enema and rectal suppositories
Go see a Protoctolgist before it gets complicated.
Cc:Nneka123

Visit a nearby hospital and see a doctor. That is where you can be properly treated. You can as well follow instructions on anusol, paraffin oil etc as stated above but you need to be seen by qualified doctors until you are alright.
Make haste!

dinachi:

Why are you attacking an innocent genuine question?

Dr igodo koko cleanser

Go to the hospital and request for an enema

That is how pile starts, you probably have it already since you saw blood. Make sure you avoid constipation. Any traditional medication prescribed is just a fat lie. Avoid constipation anyhow. Take much fruits, drink much water, take much vegetables and if you have the piles and it pains you badly, use anusol for internal piles and TCP ointment for external one. It serves as a sort of pain reliever. See a doctor though.

DrAify:
Why type when you should be in the hospital
This is acute rectal fissure.
Treatment include:
Diet therapy which include restriction of spicy and salty food.Take more of fruits and vegetables
Application of warmth bath and hot water bottle.
Physiotherapeutic measures.
Medications include the use of antispasmodic(no-spa,etc) and analgesics.
Micro enema and rectal suppositories
Go see a Protoctolgist before it gets complicated.
Cc:N.neka123

Thank you Doc . op Take note. She's the real deal

Ohh sorry, ve been in ur shoes too. The truth is what might work for someone might not work for you and vice versa. But all I can say is try taking - 2 or 3 sachets of Andrew liver salt in half glass of warm water. It helps. Take much water. And fruits like orange and pineapple. Take watermelon too and perhaps eat excess beans

MEILYN:
I feel like dying right now.

I use to complain of a peppery sensation in my anus after defecating and blood body guarding my faeces during defecation. These I thought were normal so I didn't bother about these problems.

I thought the pains I feel after defecating were severe pains until yesterday. I remember some days back that I ate enough Garri and Egusi soup. I kept on eating because the food was so delicious.

I went to the toilet yesterday and I spent hours trying to pass out something from my anus but I couldn't. I tried to force it out with all my strength but I had no luck. I wore rubber gloves, inserted my hands into my anus and I was able to remove some very strong faeces. I tried to force the remaining stubborn stool out but I had no luck. The pains almost killed me, so I gave up and I went on with my daily activities with stool ready to come out still in my stomach. I took about five Oranges yesterday but it hasn't helped at all. Stool Softners aren't working because the stool is ready to come out.

The problem here is that, my anus is in flames right now. I can't even force the stool out, I can't pressure my anus because the anal fissure is making it impossible for me to do that. I might die of pains if I try to push. I just sit in the toilet without trying to do anything. I sit for hours with no clue on what to do. I have tried applying vasline and kernel oil but it won't just come out. I can't force it out, the Anal fissure makes it a nightmare.

Please I need help on what to do.

Cc: lalasticlala

You have been eating too much caborhydrate that's you you are having this problem. Its constipation and dysentry. I once had it.

Reduce ur food intake for three days and concentrate on fruits, especially pineapple,banana, drink a lot of water. Stop eating eba, fufu, yam, pounded yam, and start eating beans... Do this for 3days and your anus will open up. Trust me.You don't need medicine and stop forcing it out pls.

the solution is just simple. Go to pharmacy and buy 'MOKO LIQUID PARAFFIN'. Dats all. take it every night after meal until symptoms are clear. pls dnt panic, its just a minor matter. pls stay away frm alcohol, bread and starchy foods for now. here is my number for further enquiry. 08067985235

Drink 1.5 litres of water first thing every morning, that is one (1) SWAN bottle of water every morning first thing when you wake up. You will notice a difference within a week. Keep to that habit and make it a daily habit for life. You will not only be healed of your problem you will notice significant improvement in you general health.

Op u gat pile.. Forcing shyt would worsen ya condition..

I suggest u use suppositories. Place yaself on a mango diet .. Sit home for a week and pray to God..

Erhmmm its like labour.. U just have to man up and push after two days of the mango diet.

When u deliver that cement shyt.. U would feel like flying.

Insert Hot Robb or Aboniki Balm into Ur anus.



On a serious note, U need help! Better report to the necessary quarters

Might be funny though, but try out ALOMO BITTERS, it will work the expected magic, even just the medium size.

...thank me later, sorry m late about the advise.