Whether you planned it or it came as a surprise, having a girl over can make any man anxious.
Find out what you need to do to get her comfy.


So you're finally letting her into your home. Depending on the state of your humble abode, she's either the luckiest woman in the vicinity or someone who might start running for the hills, You, as the owner of said abode, have a responsibility to make your guest as comfortable as possible. CLICK HERE FOR MORE... http://www.odiongist.com/2015/06/things-to-do-if-she-is-sleeping-over.html

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ur post is saying another tin.


coz i can't find any sensible tin to read there.


and if u expect people to click on the link to read wateva it is u want us to see...

#YouAreSittingOnALongThing

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And i don't expect broke ass nigger to click the link in the first place!
How can you do that with your weekly 10 MB??

those who are ready to learn will do!

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vizkiz:
op, who is that hoe? Your sister?

Hmmmm...
Dat wasn't necessary !!!

Op has his head way up his "hannah" orifice.

adeh39:
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Qualer:

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pretyy

Op way are u saying,, anyways guys why is it imposican for a lady to stay over night wfout u guys doing

Hey....... thats just it....... Op...... Kpele o

Whether you planned it or it came as a surprise,
having a girl over can make any man anxious.
Find out what you need to do to get her comfy.
So you're finally letting her into your home.
Depending on the state of your humble abode,
she's either the luckiest woman in the vicinity or
someone who might start running for the hills,
You, as the owner of said abode, have a
responsibility to make your guest as comfortable
as possible.

Not every guy is lucky enough to afford a
housekeeper on call. And not every guy has the
luxury of setting aside an entire day to clean up
the house at the drop of a hat. That's why we've
come up with ways that are relatively easy and
quick to execute, if you happen to suddenly find
yourself expecting a house guest, while your
home is in dire straits.

WHAT TO DO ON A PLANNED SLEEPOVER
She may say she'll love you no matter what, but
you don't have to show her the warzone that is
your house on the first sleepover! Set aside an
hour or two to make your home more inviting.

1. CLEAN UP.
This one's a no brainer, but where do you start if
you need a quick fix? Start with the bedroom.
Stuff all your junk someplace she won't bother to
look, like the laundry room or your closet or
under the bed. You can worry about it later. Not
sure what stuff you should prioritize ? As a rule of
thumb, anything on the floor and at eye level will
catch her attention first, so declutter those areas
first.
Then sweep the floor or quickly run a vacuum
through any area you can be bothered to cover.
As for the bathroom, just stash all the unsightly
stuff into a cupboard or above the dresser. Scoop
out the hair from the drain. And please, on behalf
of all the women in the world, clean your toilet!
Last but not the least, anything that is even
remotely related to any of your exes, whether
they're pictures, gifts or clothes, must be stashed
away in a place where your current lady love will
never, ever find!

2. CHANGE THE SHEETS.
We're not too fond of lying down on sheets that
are covered with hell knows what bodily fluids.
And even if your sheets don't have stains, change
them anyway to make sure they're fresh and
ready for a night of sweaty lovemaking. Fresh
sheets always feel ten times better than week-old
ones that have been marinating in your man-
sweat.

3. HIDE THE PORN.
Yes, we know you buy the occasional magazine,
but we don't need evidence of it staring us in the
face as we use your bathroom.

4. WARN THE ROOMIES.
If you have roomies, the best case scenario would
be to get them out of the house for the duration
of your girl's stay. There's nothing more awkward
for a girl than walking down the hall and having a
strange shirtless man suddenly run into her.
If you can't get roomies out of the house, at least
ask them to expect a visitor. who knows, they
might be nice enough to help you make your
home a little more presentable.

5. REPLENISH THE STASH.
Your girl will probably already bring her own
toiletries and clothes, so there's no need to worry
about that. But since it's your home court, you'll
need to be the one to supply all the other
necessary implements such as food, drinks,
condoms and lube.
Nothing kills a mood faster than suddenly
stopping to blame each other for the lack of
condoms. So stock up on a couple of different
ones and let her pick out which one she'd like you
to use.
6. GET HER SOME ENTERTAINMENT.
Of course, you won't be getting it on throughout
the entire night. So in the moments in between,
plan something to keep both of you busy. Sure,
you could always just talk and bond and cuddle
and whatnot. But it still pays to be prepared.
The internet may be your savior. Just give her the
wifi password, so she can go online when you've
dozed off. If you don't have a connection at
home, bring out a couple of books and magazines
that she might like, and keep them by the
nightstand. If she's not into that, pop a DVD and
let her go on a series marathon with Suits or
Game of Thrones or Breaking Bad or whatever
else she might be into. You'll have a ton more to
talk about when you've woken up.

7. PREPARE SOME MOOD LIGHTING.
Scented candles work wonders as they provide
the perfect ambient light, While masking the
smell. If it's too much of a fire hazard, go for a
dim lamp. Relying on the street lights outside
might not provide you with enough light to get
anything done, while using your laptop as a
nightlight might prove to be too distracting.

octopusfreaky:
Op way are u saying,, anyways guys why is it imposican for a lady to stay over night wfout u guys doing

Doing what o pls?

devonpaul:
Doing what o pls?

devonpaul again,,, what u guys are best known for

octopusfreaky:
devonpaul again,,, what u guys are best known for

And what would that be o plz? Ionno watchu talking bout right here maam

devonpaul:

And what would that be o plz? Ionno watchu talking bout right here maam

to be frank wf uuuu,,,I mean bleeeep

devonpaul:

And what would that be o plz? Ionno watchu talking bout right here maam

to be frank wf uuuu,,,I mean bleeeep

octopusfreaky:
to be frank wf uuuu,,,I mean bleeeep

I honestly don't know what bleeping means but I've been seeing that a lot on threads.. I think I can relate.. But why wud a girl come to sleep over in a guys place and not expect bleeping? Its common arithmetic. Bleeping is always on d menu.. And even if d dude deciedes tobe a nice guy and not bleep, ya'll gon call a nigga either gay or impotent. so oh yes, bleeping is necesary