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Comedian Of The Month by ayoola22: 11:23am On Mar 02, 2009
1. President Yaradua for his solution to the economic recession. Cut salary by 10% while allowing more corruption and the country will move forward, I will nominate him for a Nobel award in economics.
2. Ojo Madueke, Foreign Affair Minister ; the man has always been an entertainer extraordinaire. I hope we can still remember his bicycle incident but this month he surpasses himself.
Starting with him and his ambassador to US rubbishing the country by making public what should have been confidential. In most countries the ambassador will have left for personal reasons or health grounds. Madueke has won and Nigeria is the laughing stock of all western press. He also claimed that the witch children of Eket never happened that the parents and kids must have been paid. Is the guy real?
3. Ibrahim Lame, Police Minister. We thought the man cannot be better than last month, but by claiming that police are performing beyond expectation he broke all records. We are still wondering whether one of the reasons he was appointed minister is his sense of humor. I can just imagine him sitting beside Madueke during FEC meeting,


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Re: Comedian Of The Month by Nobody: 12:33pm On Mar 02, 2009
Madueke steal your yam?
Re: Comedian Of The Month by desgiezd(m): 2:13pm On Mar 02, 2009
What were you expecting from Ojo Maduekwe before?

A man who as Transport Minister had nothing to offer than to advocate that we should consider riding on bicycles. Imagine riding a bicycle from Lagos Mainland to the Island. As Foreign Affairs Minister, I am not expecting anything concrete from him. Under him, issues that bother on the foreign affairs of this nation have been largely un-coordinated. Immediately after the military coup in Guinea he was busy shouting that Nigeria would not recognise the coupists while Yar Adua's special envoy, IBB, travelled to Guinea and applauded the coupists.
Re: Comedian Of The Month by meexteriox(m): 2:44pm On Mar 02, 2009
Until we learn to put a round peg in a round hole, Nigeria will forever remain this way.
No be curse.
Re: Comedian Of The Month by cooldays(m): 4:36pm On Mar 02, 2009
i think dis government lack people, why not ask a recruiting agency to get some for mr president.
Re: Comedian Of The Month by LateefO(m): 6:34pm On Mar 02, 2009
Hey Guy, you are the bomb. You got it right. Maybe we will have to set up an award ceremony for them or what do you think?

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