This is not a fiction or a fable but na real story.
    There was a woman in nnewi selling tubes and tires in the commercial town.
she had a yoruba customer and as such their communication must be in English lang.or at least pidgin.
so it happened to be that the youruba man by name Olodo came to market for usual business but the woman did not see him,so the next day when she saw her,she got a bit angry but calmed herself and was about to ask the man that she did not see him yesterday and she said olodo i did not see you eye yesterday?

i dont understand- can you explain

maybe you're the woman who spoke that grammer,alright,if u don't understand better go to skool and do so.
don't understand still?

for starters - you are very rude, secondly i asked you a simply question and all you can do is to blab, now that's a shame

Apologies on his behalf.

@seun,
man i get ma mouth to defend myself.so ur apology withdrawn.

@yetimama,
abeg mummy, sorry na joke be that.

yeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@alexmakaay - u need ur mummy? okay, head back straight home.

@ topic
"stop laughin"
i never did

where did u get this crap.learn from people like us

kiki:

@ topic
"stop laughin"
i never did

laugh my friggin lil behind off , U r not a very nice person

@alexmakaay
It ain funny at all, try harder

lauryn:

laugh my friggin lil behind off , U r not a very nice person

lol i am atleast i didn't curse him out

I think the administator needs to be screening jokes before being placed here.I came here to laugh and after reading some here.I feel worse

ha ha ha ha ha

now, for the avoidance of any mistake, the above smileys is for all other responses apart from the supposed joke

too dry, anyway u said its no fiction

where did u get this crap.learn from people like us

@SAM MILLA- Pls dont compare urself with a local champ. feeling too cool for comfort, your jokes are a million miles polished than this. Keep it up

@all,
plz i'm very sorry for that.
maybe you teach me how to improve.
sounds polite?

but yetimama,
don't call me a village champ.

you guys sucks!!!!!!!

Pamperme:

you guys sucks!!!!!!!

who is u talkin to u need to be specific hun

@all,
plz i'm very sorry for that.
maybe you teach me how to improve.
sounds polite?

@alexmakaay -- now that's funny

@yetimama,
thanx.
ma mama,this really makes you da mummy which i stated earlier.

Alexmakaay, this your story no get tail @ all.

Watin this mean now complete am to make am dey nice and funny.

Anyway still funny .

sorry o kiki but do u sucks!!!

am i in the joke section?? cos that certainly ain't funny

i did not even laf, theny the stop lafing stuff,
abeg make God take control

. . . . . Where am i suppose to stop lafn wen i've nt even started nd i'm definitely not planning to!

well he has made it clear, he said "stop lafn" meaning if u have been lafn and come accross his, u shuld stop the lafter,,,,,,,,,,is he not an enemy of lafter i mean a really selfish kill joy dats what hes supposed to be caled

now mr kill joy and lafter GO TO HELL!!! Coz dis lousy joke stinks awfully

@ alexmakaay

that joke isn't too bad, but what makes it sucks is this. . .

maybe you're the woman who spoke that grammer,alright,if u don't understand better go to school and do so.
don't understand still?

diz joke aint funny n i cee no reason y it shud even get a comment