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Re: How Do You Tell A Lady She's Revealing Her Lady Parts Politely? by Nobody: 3:52pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
Ivanspring:. And what will be your reaction? |
Re: How Do You Tell A Lady She's Revealing Her Lady Parts Politely? by Ivanspring(f): 4:11pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
Dorrobucci: First and foremost, i don't sit carelessly in public, not even when on trousers. Now, the only possible ''accidental exposure'' would be my boobs. For you to touch me, you'll need to get close to me. That act alone will draw my attention to you even before you can act on your fantasy. By the time you get close to the point of stretching forth your hand to touch...one or all of these three things will happen, 1. Get hold of your hand before it gets to it's destination 2. Scream 3. Give you a resounding slap |
Re: How Do You Tell A Lady She's Revealing Her Lady Parts Politely? by AsanwaKC(f): 4:16pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
axiliborha: Tah..meshie otule |
Re: How Do You Tell A Lady She's Revealing Her Lady Parts Politely? by Nobody: 4:21pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
Ivanspring:. Hahaha . What if i touch it and be fast enough to hold ur hand b4 the slap nko? You go headbutt me? |
Re: How Do You Tell A Lady She's Revealing Her Lady Parts Politely? by Ivanspring(f): 4:32pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
Dorrobucci: Headbutt? No. My head is too fragile for that I'll simply look at you with all the anger i can muster and snatch my hand away. Sounds like a movie doesn't it? |
Re: How Do You Tell A Lady She's Revealing Her Lady Parts Politely? by Nobody: 4:40pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
Ivanspring:. Lol...seriously it will make a good comedy. . What if i touch it gently again why you're trying to remove ur hands 4rm me... What will be ur reaction again? |
Re: How Do You Tell A Lady She's Revealing Her Lady Parts Politely? by piicity(m): 4:44pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
Are you sure Ivanspring: |
Re: How Do You Tell A Lady She's Revealing Her Lady Parts Politely? by Ivanspring(f): 4:45pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
Dorrobucci: No. You won't touch again. How would you when i'm not encouraging you? My dear, there'll be no room for that. |
Re: How Do You Tell A Lady She's Revealing Her Lady Parts Politely? by Ivanspring(f): 4:48pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
piicity:Who be this? Can't you see i'm having a conversation here? |
Re: How Do You Tell A Lady She's Revealing Her Lady Parts Politely? by Nobody: 4:48pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
Ivanspring:. Oh! That won't be a problem. I will only it once |
Re: How Do You Tell A Lady She's Revealing Her Lady Parts Politely? by Ivanspring(f): 4:51pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
Dorrobucci:You mean accidentally of course! |
Re: How Do You Tell A Lady She's Revealing Her Lady Parts Politely? by Nobody: 4:53pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
Ivanspring:. No, I mean delibrately! |
Re: How Do You Tell A Lady She's Revealing Her Lady Parts Politely? by Ivanspring(f): 5:06pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
Dorrobucci: I guess that one touch will catapult you to the left hand side of God in heaven. Congrats. |
Re: How Do You Tell A Lady She's Revealing Her Lady Parts Politely? by piicity(m): 5:18pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
I C Ivanspring: |
Re: How Do You Tell A Lady She's Revealing Her Lady Parts Politely? by Nobody: 5:19pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
Ivanspring:. Lol... Left hand side To go do wetin nah? |
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