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ELECTRIC SEX!!!... It's Secretly Killing Many Nigerians! by Dranatomy: 1:40pm On Jun 30, 2015
ELECTRIC SEX!!!
(It's killing many secretly)
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Sex as we all know is a mutual experience created by God to be enjoyed between a man and a woman. According to research, sex however comes with the feeling of immediate satisfaction, ecstasy, sweet sensations and good current-like feelings on the spines when properly done. To complement for this, people takes innovations into their hands by endorsing MASTURBATION/ELECTRIC SHOCK SEX as substitute when the real partner is not readily available. Yesterday, a UNN female student was convicted of a broken cucumber Stalked in her private part following finding substitute for sex. Some however were hearing of such scenarios for the very first time in their life. But I wanna let you know that this thing is happening almost everyday among us.
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ELECTRIC SEX:
So many of you may just be hearing of this term for the very first time; while some others are already deep into it. However, this type of sex make use of low voltage electric electric currents in amplifying endomorphin secretion in your body to induce an earth shaking, sweet sensual ecstatic feelings all over the body. It is however different from manual romance /penetration. Females, mostly lesbians spoiled in chronic romance are the number one victims here.
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HOW THEY DO IT :
They make use of car battery or any other source of AC current together with an electric cable and a soft clip to do it. They start by fastening the clips to their nipples or the clitoris and thereafter connect the cable to a current source. As the current shocks them, the sensation grips all over their body automatically. This is not healthy form of sex in anyway. Some can actually do this all through the day for the pleasure of it without stopping. But Permit me to say that Electric sex is purely demonic/uncalled for. So many are dying from it worldwide every week. Nigeria is not exclusive
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MAY, 2015 DISCOVERY BY WIMGO:
According to the study conducted on May, 2015;
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IN ABUJA:
1. Two (2) out of every 50 women in Abuja engage silently in electric shock sex.
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IN LAGOS:
One (1) out of every 40 women in Lagos is secretly deep in electric sex.
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IN UNITED STATES OF AMERICA:
Six (6) out of every 50women engage openly in electric shock sex.
AMONG THEIR MEN:
Two (2), out of every 50male practice electric sex.
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INDIA takes the lead in electric sex worldwide. At the moment, we are still trying to get a valid fact over there to back up our hypothesis.
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OTHER STATES OF NIGERIA:
We are yet to conclude our studies in PH, Onitsha, Ibadan and Akwa Ibom.
At the moment, no male has been convicted of electric shock sex in Nigeria by WIMGO.
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RESEARCH METHODOLOGY remains our secret.
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REASONS TO DEVELOPE HATRED TOWARD ELECTRIC SEX:
1. It's somehow demonic
2. It can electrocute to death without prior warning. Especially, if your blood PCV is abnormally lower than normal.
3. It raises your blood pressure unnecessarily higher than normal. This has ways of affecting organs like kidney. Multiple organ failure can sometime set in. Cancer of the white blood cell may be smiling in a corner waiting to manifest.
4. Reduces lifespan of your blood heamoglobin. Staying off blood tonic for just a day can cause you great harm.
5. You can't think straight. The euphoria blurs your mental acuity and likeness for calculations. Easily forget.
6. It reduces your spiritual level but cases of Divinely called pastors, prophets and evangelists are different. I don't wanna go into details.
7. General body weakness, loss of interest in real romance, neurological anomalies, shaky knees and hands etc.
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For sake of space, I wanna stop here for now.
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CONCLUSIVELY:
WIMGO Health is not and will never be in support of ELECTRIC SEX. Manual romance is more healthy; embrace her.
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God bless!
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Re: ELECTRIC SEX!!!... It's Secretly Killing Many Nigerians! by importexpert(m): 1:46pm On Jun 30, 2015
nice piece
Re: ELECTRIC SEX!!!... It's Secretly Killing Many Nigerians! by Nobody: 1:47pm On Jun 30, 2015
Seriously?
Re: ELECTRIC SEX!!!... It's Secretly Killing Many Nigerians! by rawtouch: 2:15pm On Jun 30, 2015
When I am still available just imagine....
Re: ELECTRIC SEX!!!... It's Secretly Killing Many Nigerians! by Nobody: 2:19pm On Jun 30, 2015
Hhhmmmmm... soon we'll have mechanical, civil and chemical sex....


End time things...
Re: ELECTRIC SEX!!!... It's Secretly Killing Many Nigerians! by Dranatomy: 10:36am On Jul 01, 2015
It's well
Re: ELECTRIC SEX!!!... It's Secretly Killing Many Nigerians! by Pinocchioo(f): 12:15pm On Jul 01, 2015
Wow, this is very educating , nice one @ OP
Re: ELECTRIC SEX!!!... It's Secretly Killing Many Nigerians! by IdeeEsperanza(m): 3:23pm On Jul 01, 2015
Silly people.
Re: ELECTRIC SEX!!!... It's Secretly Killing Many Nigerians! by Dranatomy: 10:53pm On Jul 05, 2015
Hmmm

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