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^^^^^am in your box!

On to it But feel free to come inside my box, but be warned I only like bedmantics with yekinis


This is the thread I was referring to, funniest thread on NL, abeg go and do justice to it with your magic touch and summarise it for us biko From MrBrownjay's "move to a high rise property" to Siena's "Naija rats would eat the whole cat and its collar" to someone saying the rat in his house is so bold they no longer run when they see him, that infact now he even has to step aside for them on the stairs for them  to pass

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-610070.0.html

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shave the cat, i mean barber am. it will solve the problem

is the cat wanting to give birth in the UK too?

@chaircover

The kids have a cat & right now the cat is in hubbys bad books because we cant have a burglar alarm installed because it will keep on setting off the sensors. He give me a wicked look and said how about sending the poor puss to Nigeria  Grin

Did you watch AIT (Naija TV Station)last night?

Apparently, the furry things in Naija got wind of your plan to "unlawfully force another foreign breed" down there for rehabilitation and l hear that they are sending a strongly worded protest to "MAMA's CAT protection Services" about how Nigerians in the U.K are apt to sending recalcitrant "children' down here for proper rehabilitation (like flogging, marrying-off the Gay ones to beautiful virgins, and even exorcising the devil out of them!)

Be warned o, that judge is still alive and she doesn't like people like you, sam-sam
I dey come,let me check out that thread first

Anybody, everybody...whats the take now if a non citizen with a British husband so wishes to travel to the UK to have a kid. Will they have access to NHS at all? Please note that the husband is settled in Nigeria.

bambash: Anybody, everybody...whats the take now if a non citizen with a British husband so wishes to travel to the UK to have a kid. Will they have access to NHS at all? Please note that the husband is settled in Nigeria.

Why do you think that British Tax Payers should spend money for you to have baby??

When you or hubby contribute to the system then you can have benefit.

You must pay for birthing.

Hi, I am a freelance journalist writing for a British national newspaper about the phenomenon of Nigerian women coming to the UK to have their babies on the NHS. If you have done this, or know someone who has, and would be prepared to speak to me on a named or anonymous basis I would be very grateful. Thanks so much, Anna annavanpraagh@gmail.com

Expired.

Thanks to everyone on behalf of my 3rd party, for all the info.

This thread is now closed.

annavanpraagh:
Hi, I am a freelance journalist writing for a British national newspaper about the phenomenon of Nigerian women coming to the UK to have their babies on the NHS. If you have done this, or know someone who has, and would be prepared to speak to me on a named or anonymous basis I would be very grateful. Thanks so much, Anna annavanpraagh@gmail.com

How you take miss road , jam enter dis thread sef?
Speak to you say who-die or because diarrhoea dey chook me for mouth or wetin?
Abeg, carry ya Amebo longathroat waka commot for this thread go look for who wan do Aproko, for yonder.
No be only phenomenon, na Philomena.

Thread don close since!