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Akpos And The Fake Pastor by samuelizko(m): 11:19am On Jul 02, 2015
One fake pastor just opened a new church and needed
to perform some miracles for his church members to
now the stuff his made off.
So he went to a far town and arranged a man called
Akpos to claim to be deaf and dump.
He paid him 20,000 Naira and promise to balance him
10,000 Naira after the game.
Akpos agreed.
During deliverance on Sunday, the pastor was praying
and sweating seriously.
He then approached Akpos and say “kakaka eri
mamama! I command you to talk NOWWWW!!”
Akpos kept quiet.
The pastor was surprise and he then said “You
demon! I command you to leave this man now in
JESUS NAME!”
Akpos still kept quiet.
The pastor became frustrated and didn’t know when
he gave Akpos a dirty slap “For the last time, talk talk
talk!!!!”
Akpos shouted “JESUS!!! You want to kill me? I will
not talk until I see my balance”
The pastor shouted “Praise the lord!!! He can now
talk. Next Sunday we balance him by making him to
hear.”
Akpos shouted “Na lie!!! That’s not our plan”
The pastor then shouted “Pra pra Praissssssss the
living God!! He can now hear”
Re: Akpos And The Fake Pastor by kolatobs(m): 11:29am On Jul 02, 2015
lets see
Re: Akpos And The Fake Pastor by samuelizko(m): 2:20pm On Jul 02, 2015
kolatobs:
lets see
see what? undecided
kolatobs:
lets see
see what?

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