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Akpos And The Fake Pastor by samuelizko(m): 11:19am On Jul 02, 2015 |
One fake pastor just opened a new church and needed to perform some miracles for his church members to now the stuff his made off. So he went to a far town and arranged a man called Akpos to claim to be deaf and dump. He paid him 20,000 Naira and promise to balance him 10,000 Naira after the game. Akpos agreed. During deliverance on Sunday, the pastor was praying and sweating seriously. He then approached Akpos and say “kakaka eri mamama! I command you to talk NOWWWW!!” Akpos kept quiet. The pastor was surprise and he then said “You demon! I command you to leave this man now in JESUS NAME!” Akpos still kept quiet. The pastor became frustrated and didn’t know when he gave Akpos a dirty slap “For the last time, talk talk talk!!!!” Akpos shouted “JESUS!!! You want to kill me? I will not talk until I see my balance” The pastor shouted “Praise the lord!!! He can now talk. Next Sunday we balance him by making him to hear.” Akpos shouted “Na lie!!! That’s not our plan” The pastor then shouted “Pra pra Praissssssss the living God!! He can now hear” |
Re: Akpos And The Fake Pastor by kolatobs(m): 11:29am On Jul 02, 2015 |
lets see |
Re: Akpos And The Fake Pastor by samuelizko(m): 2:20pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
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