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Man In Coma! by yahoo2(m): 2:10am On Sep 22, 2006
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several
months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when
he finally woke, he motioned for her to come closer.

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You
have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were
there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got
shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"

"What dear?" She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with
warmth.

"I think you're bad luck."
Re: Man In Coma! by jaggy(f): 3:36am On Sep 22, 2006
dats nasty
Re: Man In Coma! by kiki(f): 3:38am On Sep 22, 2006
u know wat if this was suppose to make me laugh it ain't cos its not funny and it suckssssssssssssssssssssssss angry angry angry
Re: Man In Coma! by iice(f): 3:51am On Sep 22, 2006
Funny lol, if am the women, i'l put that pillow he's lying on to good use grin grin grin

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