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Opinion| Which One Is Your Best Teacher? by allanphash7(m): 1:24pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
Two teachers were arguing in the class and the students were watching. Other teachers were trooping in one after the other: -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- * ENGLISH TEACHER: What a pugnacious and combatant fight teachers maneuverating themselves in the presence of their pupils. * CHEMISTRY TEACHER: Stop this now or I`ll balance your equation with acid and base. Or better still i will use paper chromatography to separete ur fightin technique if u don't disolved and evaporate. * MATHS TEACHER: Please! Please! Stop before I divide and subtract your names from our teachers' list. * CRK TEACHER: Oh God of Nazareth, forgive them because they do not know what they are doing. * ECONOMICS TEACHER: What a human behavior, i'll draw a scale of preference to know who is at fault. * MUSIC TEACHER: Stop! Both of you lack voices to win an argument, your phonet is voiceless, your treble and your auto lack vocal sound. * HISTORY TEACHER: Oh Shit! Teachers fighing in this 21st century? I'll compare this fight with that of Iraq and Iran.. * BIOLOGY TEACHER: What a shame between these two species of Homo sapiens. The knot of your Medula Oblongata is loosing. I must get a Spanner to stop this Osmosis. * PHYSICS TEACHER: The acceleration of ur angry momentum will only activate the power of punching each other which will cause the folding of ones eye. Just watch and see. I must calculate the weight, velocity and momentum of each blow". Which Teacher made you laugh most? |
Re: Opinion| Which One Is Your Best Teacher? by vanhelsing2099(m): 1:35pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
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Re: Opinion| Which One Is Your Best Teacher? by Timerkin1: 6:39pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
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Re: Opinion| Which One Is Your Best Teacher? by aboyaji(m): 7:35am On Jul 10, 2015 |
The literature teacher : Things fall apart. The center cannot behold. ........ 1 Like |
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