ACHIEVEMENTS OF BUHARI AFTER 30 DAYS IN
OFFICE
1. Arrived at work by 11:40 on his first day in
office.
2. Failed to publicly declare his assets as
promised
3. Failed to feed school kids as promised
4. Failed to rescue Chibok girls after more that
1month of being in power as promised
5. Failed to pay unemployed youths ₦5,000 naira
as promised.
6. Failed to pay senior citizens as promised
7. Failed to make $1 = N1 naira as promised
8. Failed to hit the ground running as promised.
No cabinet members
9. Failed to get his aids declare their assets as
promised. Anyone with idea of where Shehu and
Femi declared their assets?
10. Failed to make PMS N45Naira/liter as
promised
11. Failed to eradicate Boko Haram within 30
days
as promised.
12. Failed to visit ANY victims of terrorism
anywhere
13. No longer obeys traffic rules
14. His wife wore a N10.4 Million naira watch to
his inauguration
15. He as GCFRN ordered the Ariel bombing of
innocent peaceful Niger Deltans in Calabar creeks,
killing over 350 innocent souls and managed to
muzzle the media on it.
16. Exported terrorists to Igboland in the guise of
'prisoner relocations' to insecure prisons at
Ekwulobia in Anambra state. 47 Boko Haram
terrorists have been taken to a prison that is not
a
maximum security prison that is already over-
capacitated, thereby creating breeding grounds for
more dangerous terrorists.
17. Deleted one of the states from the federation
by
declaring there are 35 states in Nigeria.
18. Created a brand new country in Europe called
West Germany and put President Mitchel in
charge.
19. Travelled to about five countries and signed
documents with unknown contents.
20. Sold the nine jets in the presidential fleet and
unsold them back in 24 hours again.
21. Ordered military out of our highways and
brought them back in 24 hours again.
22. Dissolved an already constitutionally NNPC
board.
23. Ensured $3.4Billion Dollars (₦864 Billion
Naira)
went missing from our treasury...
CONTINUE- 23. Ensured $3.4Billion Dollars (₦864
Billion Naira) went missing from our treasury and
immediately commenced shouting 'empty
treasury'
in the style of professional oles of Ojuelegba who
shout 'thief thief' to distract attention while their
gang steals.
24. Ensured his party lost control of the NASS
and
Senate, turning them into WWE entertainment
grounds where blows and karate kicks now flow
freely.
25. Got Tinubu mad to the point of unleashing his
propaganda bulldog, Sowore,(Sahara Reporter) on
their own party members and himself.
26. Moved the military command centre to
Maiduguri against all known military conventions.
27. Building a helipad in Daura in the same
manner he tried building a ₦10Million Naira hotel
in his home state when he was a HoS.
28. Visited his cows wearing a nation-embarras
sing see-through kaftan that revealed him
wearing
pampers-like material underneath.
29. Lifted ban on textiles and furniture, thereby
reversing the gains of local industry protection
policies in those sectors that will lead to loss of
jobs.
30. Got his most ardent followers crying up and
down.Surely, Buhari has achieved in 30 days what
GEJ couldn't achieve in five years leading us to
understand the true dimension of what APC
publicity secretary, Lai Mohammed said
rececently.
Surely, change has come!Chai Buhari!

incase

Na cartoon be this or what

31. Snapping pictures

in 30 days and you are saying failed?....

Dude if you were told that you a failure after just 30 days you resumed school in 100level, would that be fair??...hell no, you'll wait till you graduate before being called either a success or a failure...

PDP,senseless opposition

Get well soon

Taking selfie