"I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I
shouldn't). When I
got to my fiance's place for dinner,he
seemed excited to see
me and exclaimed delightedly "Darling I have
a surprise for
you tonight". He then blindfolded me and led
me to my chair
at the dinning table. I took a seat and just as
he was about
to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang.
He made me
promise not to touch the blindfold until he
returned and went
to answer the call.
The beans I had consumed was still
affecting me and the
pressure was becoming unbearable, so
while my
fiancé was out of the room I seized the
opportunity, shifted
my weight to one leg and let one go. It was
not only loud,
but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running
over a skunk in
front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin
from my lap and
fanned the air around me vigorously. Then,
shifting to the
other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink
was worse than
cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully
tuned to the
conversation in the other room, I went on
releasing atomic
bombs like this for another few minutes.
The pressure was
indescribable!
Eventually the telephone farewells signaled
the end of my
freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few
more times with
my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded
my hands back on
it feeling very relieved and pleased with
myself.
My face must have been the picture of
innocence when my
fiancé returned, apologizing for taking so
long. He asked me
if I had peeped through the blindfold, and I
assured
him I had not. At this point, he removed the
blindfold.
To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests
including his
Mum and Dad were seated around the table,
with hands
holding their noses.....
If you were in her shoes, what will you do?

God of mercy!!!odikwa serious

Barry2015:
God of mercy!!!odikwa serious

u no dey sleep

Hehehehehehe

I qo xplain ma sef ni abi Dem 2 no dy mess