After 37years of marriage, Kate dumped his wife for his young secretary. His new girlfriend demand that they live in jake and Edith's multi-million dollar home since Jake had better lawyers, he prevailed.
He gave Edith, his now ex-wife, just 3days to move out.
She spent the 1st day packing her belongings into boxes and crates.
On the 2nd day,she had two movers come and collect her things.
On the 3rd day,she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music,and [b][/b]and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and bottle of chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and stuffed half-eared shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of all the CURTAIN RODS. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
When jake returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.
Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried every cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. The vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were cleaned. Air fresheners were hug everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters during which they had to move out. For a few days and in the end they replaced the expensive wool carpeting nothing worked.
People stopped coming over to visit, repairman refused to work in the house, the maid quit.
Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.
A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even local realtors refused to return their calls, finally they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.
Edith called Jake and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old house terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house has been with, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed and within the hour, his lawyer delivered the paperwork.
A week later, jake and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to their new home....
[b][/b][b][/b]including the fucking CURTAIN RODS......

That is one Smart lady...BRAVO!!!

Abeg get me in contact with this woman.... She's a genius.... Her expertise would be needed in my field

Waaoooo! And the smell followed them! Smart woman

Ele gidi gan.......

Wonder Fools

This is so hilarious.. Cc: lalasticlala ishilove

No be curtain dy smell, na the rods

falconey:


carpets were cleaned. Air fresheners were hug
everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set
off gas canisters during which they had to move
out. For a few days and in the end they replaced
the expensive wool carpeting nothing worked.




They did all these but didn't change the curtains yeah right!