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Laugh Out Loud by TOLULOPEMIDEAR(f): 1:47am On Jul 05, 2015
In 1983, Egwuatu was reported to have
repeated
primary four, thrice. He was so dull that
his class
teacher wrote him off as a waste of
classroom
space. The teacher called him one day,
looked
him in the eye and told him that he
would never
amount to anything in life. One day
Egwuatu's
father came to school to check out how
his son
was doing. The teacher told him quite
frankly
that she had never seen such a dumb
boy in all
her life; and advised him to withdraw
and enroll
him under a handicraft man because
formal
schooling for Egwuatu would be a total
waste of
energy, time and money. The father,
shocked at
the feedback, withdrew his son from
the school
and the entire family subsequently
moved to
India.
Two decades later, the class teacher
was
diagnosed with a brain tumor. All the
doctors she
met strongly advised her to undergo a
surgical
procedure. They further affirmed that
there was
only a certain doctor in the entire world
(practicing in India) who could perform
this
procedure. Left with no other option,
the teacher
agreed to have the surgery performed.
She
travelled to India, performed the
surgery and it
was successful. Several hours later, she
woke up
from the anesthesia effect. When she
opened
her
eyes, she saw a handsome doctor
smiling down
at her. She wanted to thank him but
could not
speak. Suddenly her face started to
turn pale.
She frantically made attempts to raise
her hand
and tell him something but couldn't.
She
struggled till she gave up the ghost
and died.
The
doctor was shocked and turned to the
man that
walked into the room some minutes
after he
came in to see what might have
happened. He
could not just fathom what happened.
Eventually
he found out that it was our dear friend
Egwuatu
(now working as a cleaner in the Indian
hospital)
who had walked in on that fateful day
and
foolishly disconnected the lady's
ventilator to
connect his phone charger.
Wait, You thought that Egwuatu
became the
doctor? Hahahahahaha! Not in this my
story.
Re: Laugh Out Loud by blackteddy(m): 7:28am On Jul 05, 2015
Haa!! Lol, u got me

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Re: Laugh Out Loud by shegs4danny(m): 8:05am On Jul 05, 2015
Ahahahah...idiotal
Re: Laugh Out Loud by Afrok(m): 7:40pm On Jul 05, 2015
Op u didn't fool me coz Egwuatu never left Nigeria for India, because in India he wouldn't need to carry charger everywheretongue...

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