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| Are You Sane? by dafman(m): 2:23pm On Sep 22, 2006 |
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This little test should get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director "what is the criteria which defines a patient to be institutionalised". "well" said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him/her to empty the bathtub." OK. here's your test 1. Would you use the teaspoon? 2. Would you use the teacup? 3. Would you use the bucket? "oh, I understand" said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or teacup." "NO" said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug". "Do you want a room with or without a view? |
| Re: Are You Sane? by Oracle(m): 7:55pm On Sep 22, 2006 |
holy molly, the visitor is insane  |
| Re: Are You Sane? by iice(f): 8:42pm On Sep 22, 2006 |
Again, the window view is what i want!  |
| Re: Are You Sane? by dafman(m): 9:06am On Sep 23, 2006 |
Thanks for being sincere iice Oracle are you sure it's only the visitor that is insane? |
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